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Where did the two one dayers go?

by Naked Cricket

It’s somewhat disappointing
When you see, it’s only five one dayers
Oh you must be so happy, you naysayers
It’s so sad that this should come to pass
That people started calling ODIs a pain in the ass

But really, it’s somewhat disappointing
Only five, not seven
We will survive, we will be alive
By the end of the series
By the end of the series

There’s some unseasonal rain in Delhi tonight
Who knows there could be some on the 27th too
And if that happens, will it be only four one dayers?
Oh you must be so happy, you naysayers

And what about Christmas Eve
Will Eden take its leave?
It’s been so long, far too long
There is so much that can go wrong, go wrong
And if that happens, will it be only three one dayers?
Oh you must be so happy, you naysayers

And what about Yuvi's poor little finger
How will India play without its gun slinger
Damn it, call Rajkot off!
And if that happens, will it be only two one dayers?
Oh you must be so happy, you naysayers

Only two one dayers, one at Nagpur, one at Cuttak
Looks like with these two were kinda stuck
But there gotta be a reason for them to be scrapped
Play a test match, GOTCHA! You're trapped!
And if that happens, will it be no one dayers?
Oh you must be so happy, you naysayers

It’s so sad that this should come to pass
That people started calling ODIs a pain in the ass

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