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by Naked Cricket


Mumbai Indians v Delhi Daredevils, over to you Bored Members.

68 comments:

Naked Cricket said...

Sachin up for the T20 double

Samir Chopra said...

Tiwary has dreadlocks?!

What a mawaali!

Naked Cricket said...

Wannabe MSD

Mahek said...

How much did they pay the umpire to not give Sachin out? Plumb LBW not given and no replays thanks to Shit Max.

Samir Chopra said...

Mahek: Those are the Jordan rules.

Naked Cricket said...

Even that should not have been given out

Vidur said...

This is the time when the Indians collapse

Homer said...

Gautam Langde pe mat ro!

Samir Chopra said...

The IPL commentary really is shit.

"Is it the boundaries, is it the bat, is it the audacity?"

"its the confidence".

Groan.

namya said...

BossDK hahahahaha

Homer said...

Chotu Sangwan ko ghussa kyon aata hai!

namya said...

Mumbai taking it easy by sending kids.. Bravo/Pollard ko nahi batting denge just to have a competitive match :)

Homer said...

Dil(li) pe mat le yaar!

Samir Chopra said...

This is a bit of a pitayee so far. Wickets needed.

Tiwary is quite a kasai.

namya said...

Pradeep's surname was Sang wax earlier but after performances like today the changed it to Sang wan

namya said...

Desperate Disappointed Delhites?

Mahek said...

Yes Namya, that explains why Mumbai have been so miserable for two seasons. Their captain doesn't have the killer instinct.

Homer said...

Dirk Nannes Haazir Ho!

namya said...

Mahek,
Better than being favorites every time and losing in the semis.. the captain wasn't around in the first edition..

Mahek said...

The captain was around in the first season too. Don't you remember him getting worked over by Shoaib?

Samir Chopra said...

200 minimum needed to make this into a challenge for Batman and Viru.

namya said...

Mahek,

he missed more than half his first season if I remember correctly.. And I remember all those working overs given by Shoaib to him.. Starting Centurion :)

Samir Chopra said...

Kitne lappe marega Rayudu? Off with you.

Mahek said...

I see your Centurion and raise you to an Eden, Namya.

namya said...

Mahek,

you must be really desperate to try debating about our captain's abilities.. Ask your fellow dillites if they are with you on this one :)

namya said...

"Its fair to say, trying to watch Delhi on a dodgy internet connection is a tad annoying. When it works, Tiwary seems to hit a six." - Paul Collingwood on twitter haha

Samir Chopra said...

Either we are setting an aggregate record today or, or, I shudder to think of the alternative.

Mahek said...

Yeah well he's not playing for India right now, is he? Do Mancunians root for Lampard to score against them just because he's English?

namya said...

Watever Mahek.. But he is no Frank Lampard.. He is Maradona/Pele/sorry can't think of any english footballer :)

namya said...

ok,

i am going to sleep.. no point in watching a boring one sided match ;)

Samir Chopra said...

Namya: Thats OK. We'll let you know by how many wickets Delhi won.

namya said...

Samir,

thanks for the gracious offer.. will wake up with bated breath tomorrow morning :)

namya said...

ok guys.. just to reiterate.. this is all in fun.. apologise if anyone thought otherwise :)

Mahek said...

I'll root for him to score a hundred every time he plays for India but Sachin is the enemy as far as this game is concerned.

Samir Chopra said...

I'm off to my lecture - Delhi rules!

Namya: Of course. This is the IPL - no tension cricket.

pRAFs said...

stumps a cartwheelin'

namya said...

now I am really going to sleep

pRAFs said...

jatman gone..

namya said...

OMG,

why didn't I sleep

namya said...

I feel for you DDDs

Homer said...

Namya,

when you have knockers like DDD, its hard to keep up with the rate .. No pun intended!

Cheers,

namya said...

Tare zameen par.. did wat BossDK has almost never managed.. a stumping

Homer said...

BossDK gone.. STUMPED.. like the rest of the triple D's

namya said...

Homer,

seems this is turning out to be Mumbaikar and Mumbaikar discussion.. Dilliwale log so gaye kya?

pRAFs said...

hey what's the hurry devil's, is it bed time already??

namya said...

ok I'll become a dillieite now.. Go Big Roof :)

pRAFs said...

bye bye bigroof

namya said...

You MIndians - Bhagwan deta hai to Big roof phaad ke deta hai

Homer said...

Can you feel the love tonite!

pRAFs said...

why do i get the feeling that its only us mumbaikars left on the blog?

pRAFs said...

being good hosts is good.. but you guys could have at least played out 15 overs out of your share!

Homer said...

Love is all around!

Mahek said...

Every manhoos has his day. Today was yours. We'll see you at the Brabourne.

Homer said...

Golden last words

Blogger Mahek said...

Samir, feel free to post anywhere. It's not like there will be a response from the Mumbaikars.

Homer said...

99 RUNS... Masakari Masakari Mumbai ne ki Dilli ki maskari!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

namya said...

If the DDD comebacks are as powerful as Mahek, I dread for them at the Brabourne :)

Mahek said...

Homer, you didn't seem too talkative before the game. I'm sure you saw this game panning out the way it did!

Homer said...

Mahek,

And I thought Mithun Manhoos played for you :)

Cheers,

Homer said...

Mahek,

was keeping the powder dry... it paid off :)

Cheers,

Mahek said...

Yes, you should thank your stars your team's bite is bigger than your bark :)

Mahek said...

I'm sure that's exactly what you were doing, Homer!

Homer said...

The bark and the bite caused Dilli to whimper :)

Mahek said...

The bark was more like a meow. The bite will be repaid with interest.

Homer said...

Mahek,You mean like this game?

Mahek said...

Like the three games we mauled your overpaid underperformers.

Homer said...

hey Mahek, your captain is BossDK .. rofl!

Mahek said...

Still better than aila! captaining the side. Brings out the worst in his players, doesn't it? Couple of fluke games and people jumping on the bandwagon.

Dionysus said...

Lovely to see Mumbai back to kicking asses of prentenders. We are the undisputed rulers of the domestic game, now we will take our rightful place at the top of the table in IPL as well.