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A film on Lalit Modi.

by Gaurav Sethi

There could be a film made on Lalit Modi – and I thought he was a motion picture already. I’m glad Madhur Bhandakar denies making it, it’ll be low budget with no production values, and street art doesn’t go with Modi.

Ideally that guy who made Benhur should make Modi, but Modi is a self-made man. Also, Wyler’s dead, and dead men walk but don’t make movies.

Then there’s talk that SRK could play LKM – must be initial talks. Why don’t they make it like that film based on Dylan, with various actors playing Modi. That way you can get the whole damn franchise owners to play Modi (or did he play them) – imagine, Zinta as Modi, Shetty as Modi, Dr M as Modi, India Cements and MGR as Modi.

Here are some priceless bits –

"The film is a great mix of entertainment, sports and a whole emotional vibe. Lalit's story has all the ingredients - rags to riches, fame, money and all that Indian audiences are going to enjoy watching. Indians at large would love to watch a good cricket marketing film," he added.

Singh also hinted at a presence of major cricket players in the movie.

"They are a part of the script because it happens to be based on IPL that has around 200 cricketers in it. They do happen to be a part of the cast unless any cricketer has a strict objection to being in the film," he said.

OK, so Bhajji, Lee, Yuvi are in. If need be, Bhajji and Lee will play double roles, and Yuvi is already double. Priety Zinta and Shilpa Shetty will be there, and if they really want to make a nice, seedy film, rope in the Bhatts too. Emraan Hashmi will make it for free.

As for playing Modi, I believe this man should get the role -

9 comments:

King Viswa said...

is this to insult Johnny lever?

LOL:)

namya said...

movie can start like Agnipath.. LKM running in slowmo with all BCCI members shooting at him..

Gaurav Sethi said...

KV, high time he did a tragic comic

Gaurav Sethi said...

namya, that's a good start. and with the Agnipath template they can have two prints released, with LKM's two voices.

Ankit Poddar said...

Johny Lever has got a lot expressions to make the audience laugh...

LKM had the sole idiotic smile on his face... no matter what...

considering this single expression fact, may be arjun rampal...

and then the franchisee owners would be watching the film too, apart from acting in it..

after all rampal comes for all their matches!

Gaurav Sethi said...

Ankit, Rampal will be a sidekick like in OSO, he can be Tharoor, the guy who tries to ruin LKM - but for this movie to be a Bollywood blockbuster, it has to be Johnny Lever or SRK as LKM. Kadar Khan can play the older LKM.

IG said...

hilarious choice for the actor!

Gaurav Sethi said...

Hi Indian girl, I told the producers, take it or Lever

IG said...

lever can speak in salivated english too much like modi and much like younis khan!