Nehra, Zaks, Yuvi, Raina, Jadeja, Nohit, Chawla, Vijay, all the pub brawl suspects are lounging together, they’re together to discuss the show cause notice, but nobody is saying anything.
They continue to acknowledge each other
Jadeja: Hi guys
Nohit: Hi Ajay, I mean Ravin…
They all laugh, spontaneously
Speech blurb appears over Jadeja to express his thoughts:
Speech Blurb: I’m going to change my team, then they’ll see what’s funny…
Chawla: Hi Zaks, Yuvi
Zaks: Hi Piyu
Vijay: Hi guys, good to see you guys again
Yuvi: Areh stop beating the bush guys, why are we here…let’s talk about that
Nohit: Notice kya tha..?
Raina: Show…
Chawla: Cause bhi tha…
Yuvi: yeah, yeah, that only bloody Notice Show Cause…
Raina: Haha not Notice Show Cause…it’s Cause Show Notice
Vijay: Drop it guys, it’s called a Show Notice Cause
Zaks: No, no, no…none of the above…
Chawla: Then what?
Zaks: Aaaah the envelope says…someone has torn the envelope…it just says Show…
Yuvi: Hahha! Then we will go and Show! Here boss, See what you wanna see!!
The cricketers all join in, in a lewd act, indicative of what they will show..
Nehra: SHUT UP! You #@^^%% salaah, they will send us another Show…Zaks tweet to Sachin and ask him, he will know…
Yuvi: Idiot! If you tweet all can see, send him sms…
Instead Zaks speed dials Sachin…
Nohit: Wow, you have his number…
Zaks: Hi buddy, sorry to disturb you, I was with the boys, and there’s a Show
Problem…Some Cause problem…and some Notice problem…kya hai bole toh???
Sachin on speaker phone…
Sachin: I-LA! That is Show Cause Notice…it’s all over the news, have you guys received it…relax, I will not make any comment on it…wishing you and the boys best of luck…
Everybody stands at attention and sings in Chorus:
Everybody: Thank You Sachin!
Sachin squeaks back:
Sachin: These things happen…I'm sure you will bounce back, take care...
What is a Show Cause Notice?
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It appears from a distance that the Show-Cause notice has become a hallowed prize within Indian cricket, a kind of bad boys badge of honour.
Here's to the Super 8.
Sexy bullshit
Sachin on squeaker phone..?
Haha Hilarious Rohit
Hi GCW, Super 8 indeed!
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