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What is a Show Cause Notice?

by Naked Cricket

Nehra, Zaks, Yuvi, Raina, Jadeja, Nohit, Chawla, Vijay, all the pub brawl suspects are lounging together, they’re together to discuss the show cause notice, but nobody is saying anything.

They continue to acknowledge each other

Jadeja: Hi guys

Nohit: Hi Ajay, I mean Ravin…

They all laugh, spontaneously

Speech blurb appears over Jadeja to express his thoughts:

Speech Blurb: I’m going to change my team, then they’ll see what’s funny…

Chawla: Hi Zaks, Yuvi

Zaks:
Hi Piyu

Vijay: Hi guys, good to see you guys again

Yuvi: Areh stop beating the bush guys, why are we here…let’s talk about that

Nohit: Notice kya tha..?

Raina: Show…

Chawla: Cause bhi tha…

Yuvi: yeah, yeah, that only bloody Notice Show Cause…

Raina: Haha not Notice Show Cause…it’s Cause Show Notice

Vijay: Drop it guys, it’s called a Show Notice Cause

Zaks: No, no, no…none of the above…

Chawla: Then what?

Zaks: Aaaah the envelope says…someone has torn the envelope…it just says Show…

Yuvi: Hahha! Then we will go and Show! Here boss, See what you wanna see!!

The cricketers all join in, in a lewd act, indicative of what they will show..

Nehra: SHUT UP! You #@^^%% salaah, they will send us another Show…Zaks tweet to Sachin and ask him, he will know…

Yuvi: Idiot! If you tweet all can see, send him sms…

Instead Zaks speed dials Sachin…

Nohit: Wow, you have his number…

Zaks: Hi buddy, sorry to disturb you, I was with the boys, and there’s a Show
Problem…Some Cause problem…and some Notice problem…kya hai bole toh???

Sachin on speaker phone…

Sachin: I-LA! That is Show Cause Notice…it’s all over the news, have you guys received it…relax, I will not make any comment on it…wishing you and the boys best of luck…

Everybody stands at attention and sings in Chorus:

Everybody: Thank You Sachin!

Sachin squeaks back:

Sachin: These things happen…I'm sure you will bounce back, take care...

5 comments:

Good Cricket Wicket said...

It appears from a distance that the Show-Cause notice has become a hallowed prize within Indian cricket, a kind of bad boys badge of honour.

Here's to the Super 8.

Anonymous said...

Sexy bullshit

Rohit said...

Sachin on squeaker phone..?

Naked Cricket said...

Haha Hilarious Rohit

Naked Cricket said...

Hi GCW, Super 8 indeed!