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Meet Mr. Popular in the Pak camp.

by Gaurav Sethi

The Pak team can’t wait to get their hands on Yasir Hameed. He even stayed on a few days after the last test to talk about them. But because of all the air time, Yasir just can’t get to be with his mates.

Yasir has over the last 7 years played 25 tests. Can you imagine, how little he sees of his mates – they’re on tour, he's sitting knitting at home. The last time he played a one-dayer was 3 years ago.

But he’s good on TV. Fluent in English, Urdu and Ferrari. It’s either that, or those blasphemous blokes at NOTW (News of the world) edited the life out of him. They put a body double (now he knows what those Bollywood babes must feel). Small mercies, they left his clothes on – can you imagine a naked Yasir Hameed stripping his mates.

A thought, Yasir Hameed should start his own helpline. In the coming days, he’ll need to do a lotta talking to himself.

(This video has been aired on every news channel in India. As you don't follow the news, and follow BCC! instead, here it is for you)


Govind Raj said...

Yasir 'Who'? What was he doing in Pak team ? And why and where was he hiding all these years ?

Bhaskar Khaund said...

Govind - all these years , he was hiding where he will be hiding the next few years ;))

gosh , just waiting to see how it uunfolds to the end ...for sure there're several episodes ahead !