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Y Pathan? Yusuf answers.

by Gaurav Sethi

1. Beard transplant via his namesake to maintain a steady head for fluent stroke play. Notice forward defense shots, that’s all beard-head dynamics.

2. Invasive hug to partner as if he was Mrs. Saurabh Tiwari.

3. Render two World Cup hopefuls hopeless. And some Kiwis too.

4. Squatted as if to prepare for morning ablutions, instead sweep-slogged a 6 over long on.

5. Revealed his scary venus fly trap tongue

6. Prepared for IPL auction even before the World Cup

7. No chewing gum

8. Teeth

9. Has his cricinfo profile updated on match day - best bowling analysis + score in one game, and it shows up.

10. Here's to sibling rivalry (Irfan, get off yr ass)


Golandaaz said...

batting like that must come with parental controls.

Govind Raj said...

As much as I love BCC!, I was really waiting for 'This' to happen.

Comparing Ravindra Jadeja to Yusuf Pathan was unjust !

Jadeja will have to be born again to play like this !

Consistency be darned, here is our 'Game changer' Worth having him just to win those 'lost cause' matches like this !

Gaurav Sethi said...

Gol, with YP, the controls kick in sooner rather than later.

Govind, make that lost cause, dead rubber and kiwis. He'll be good for the first WC game vs B'desh.