India vs Sri Lanka again, World Cup Finals (Live with the Bored Members)
India vs Pakistan vs You vs The Voices In Your Head (World Cup Semis, Live with the Bored Members) - Welcome to KIRKITISTAN.
Early Bored Call: Too close to call, mind says India, mindlessness says Pakistan, and the heart, wadaya think it says
By the sound of it, Akmal will continue to play in this World Cup, and at some point there should be an India-Pak game. Don't you just know, man. I reckon Akmal will play that game – 4 out of his 6 test hundreds are against us, remember Karachi? That innings had teeth.
My gut says, Kamran Akaml will decide that India game. Remains to be seen, who he plays for that day. (From March 9, after Akmal dropped Ross Taylor twice on his birthday)
Sri Lanka vs New Zealand World Cup Semi Finals (Live with the Bored Members)
India vs Australia (or Wannabes vs Hasbeens)
Join the Bored Members for another Teri Maa Ki! session, Ind vs Aus, 2:00 pm onwards
Early Bored Call: Awaited
Happy Bored Day: Dean Jones (off air version)
Pakistan vs. Pakistan, co-starring West Indies.
Join a dirty two dozen Bored Members' tweets for the first quarter finals, Pak vs West Indies, it seems.
Early Bored Call: Everyone says Pakistan so we'll go with the Windies. For now.
Happy Bored Day: Lady Michael Atherton
Follow us @BoredCricket on twitter and Know Quarter
India vs South Africa: Live with the Bored Members
Even though it's an ODI, these two teams will battle for the No. 1 test ranking. Only, this time around, India doesn't have the home advantage of South African pitches. Zulu, clear that front leg, and tell us what exactly happened between you and Smith.
Early Bored Call: India
Happy Bored Day: Vijay Mehra
India vs Ireland Live. (Rolling Stones included)
Follow the Bored Members' tweets during the game and any bus stoning after that.
India vs England Live. Sometimes.
To recreate a Live atmosphere for today's Bangalore game, we are in talks with the cops to lathi charge our readers.
You can follow multiple orgasm Live conversations of the Bored Members here.
Bored Day Party! LIVE!
Bored Cricket Crazy Girls! Live!
Megha and Leela defied time zones and player loyalties to talk cricket.
Even a bad net connection couldn’t keep them away.
While Megha is a die-hard Dravid fan, Leela lives for MSD.
While Megha arrived on her own, Leela first sent her alter ego.
Between Leela and her double it was agreed that ‘it’s not easy being Leela.’
The Bored Girls talked Mandira Bedi, and how they could do anything to take her place in the IPL.
But don’t take our word for it, check out Bored Cricket Crazy Girls LIVE. Here.
Bored Quickie! India v Pakistan, better than Live.
India Pakistan warm-up match.
Calling all INDIANS and PAKISTANIS to come TOGETHER
The Indo-Pak story is a long one and probably requires a book or ten to cover what went wrong between the brothers separated at birth.
I'm not going to talk about all the ills here, and am going to keep it as short as I can.
Despite the turbulent history of the two neighbours, there has always been one ray of shining hope that has without fail brought India and Pakistan together. That ray has been Cricket!
Yes sir, our cricket, the sport we love, has for a long time been a binding force for the two nations. While Governments have warred; the cricket boards, players, and fans have continued to enjoy a healthy relationship.
Till now that is.
Today we stand at a point where not only our Governments are clashing, but our cricket boards are as well. In the history of the Indo Pak relations, this is probably a first.
This is in stark contrast to 2004 when buses came to Lahore from Delhi with Indians in the thousands. The cricket was awesome, and it was enjoyed by both the Pakistanis and the Indians. It was what happened off the field that melted the heart. It’s not easy to distinguish between Lahoris and Delhi-ites, but on the streets of Lahore one could easily tell them apart - the Indians walked around in "Team India" t-shirts and many carried the Tiranga held proudly over their heads.
And they roamed the city as if it was theirs.
The Liberty Market, where the unfortunate attack on the Sri Lankans took place, looked like any other market in downtown Delhi. The entire area had a buzz about it, and it wasn't only the Indians there. The Pakistanis were around to guide them, the shop keepers welcomed them with big smiles, the restaurants provided them the service that even we don't get back home, the rickshaw drivers gave them free rides across town, and the Pakistanis took them under their wing and gave them free guided tours of Lahore.
It was one hell of a time watching the Indians and Pakistanis live together again, even if it was brief.
Sadly, one can't even imagine the thought of anything like that happening today - not in Pakistan, not in India.
But there's one place where we will witness this Indo-Pak chemistry once again - London!
Come Wednesday and Pakistan and India will take on each other in a warm up match for the ICC World Twenty20. It won't be any warm up game; it will be a fund-raiser with the proceeds going to the victims of the unfortunate attacks on the Sri Lankan cricket team.
So here it is again. The Indo-Pak cricket teams coming together once again for a good cause.
It’s not only the Indo-Pak cricketers who will be coming TOGETHER to play, entertain, and raise funds;
The Indo-Pak fans will also come TOGETHER and fill the galleries at the Kennington Oval;
The Indo-Pak commentators will also sit TOGETHER in one room and have senseless discussions;
Hell even us Indo-Pak bloggers will come TOGETHER in the same chat-room and cover the match LIVE for you;
Then why is it that Governments of the two countries, and now the cricket boards as well, fail to come together and see eye-to-eye?
I don't want an answer to that question. I don't even want any of you thinking about that question.
Let’s forget about all that.
Let’s just think about the cricket, think about India playing Pakistan, think about the ICC World Twenty20, and come TOGETHER on Bored Quickie! Indo-Pak Live.
Wednesday 10:00 PM IST! (16:30 GMT)
How to cope with your withdrawal symptoms:
1) Don’t
2) Do
2a) Spend time with friends who avoid cricket, and who you avoided
2b) Fill cheque, pay bill, kill bill
2c) Watch a sunset in a country other than IPL
2d) Watch a channel other than Set Max, watch Game-set-match, French Open
2e) French kiss
2f) Watch Kiss of the Spiderwoman
2g) Walk your woman
2h) Make lists like these
2g) Sing ‘these are the days to hold on to…’
2i) Click here to watch the Bored Quickie! Cricket Mickey! IPL Finals Live Replay! It was even better than the real thing.
Bored Quickie! Cricket Mickey! Do the IPL Finals LIVE! As Bangalore do Deccan and vice versa
Click here for a Bored Quickie! And do the IPL finals LIVE! (Bangalore vs. Deccan, 7:30pm IST) The Bored Members are in, gotta feeling Fake will be there too, a shadow of his former self - either a bewada or a dhakan.
To follow the minutes of the Live meeting, click on the above link. It'll just take a second.
For a lowdown on Bored Quickie, you can get some release here!