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Showing posts with label Dambulla. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dambulla. Show all posts

Get swell soon, Yuvraj.

by Gaurav Sethi

While you wait it out with Shantaram, there’s possibly one positive, you don’t have to play Sri Lanka again this month. It’s a high price to pay, be so much better if these one-dayers against Sri Lanka could have caught dengue instead.

It’s been a rough year alright, if it’s not bad enough playing Lanka in your sleep, you had Sanga and Mahela in your IPL team too. Can’t blame you for that loss in form, it’s a wonder you turned up to play.

Stock up on the fluids (y’kno which ones) have a chat with Bhajji, take in the good vibes on twitter, and get fit fast. Team India needs you. For the entertainment, and yeah, for the cricket too.

also by me: Yuvi sings the blues

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Is it the Asia cup?

by Gaurav Sethi

Bored Peon: It’s not like China, Malaysia, Singapore  or the U.A.E are playing, it’s a subcontinent scene. We should call it the Sub continent Cup. Subka Cup, Sub continent Cup, then we can have Subway to sponsor, they will have specials for match days.

Bored Neon: subway sucks, but then so does the sub continent cup

Bored Peon:
aah, you said it, you like the name?!

Bored Neon:
they could call it the Dambulla Cup for all I care

Bored Peon:
At least Dambulla has bounce

Bored Neon:
Right now we need bouncers to get India away from Lanka

Bored Peon:
Ha! I saw this cricinfo cartoon on bouncers…

Bored Neon: At least put a link to it when you speak

Bored Peon: This is outrageous…you are bitter because India keeps losing

Bored Neon:
I prefer talking to you when you’re a cartoon, at least then it’s short and sweet

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