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Showing posts with label Gayle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gayle. Show all posts

Chris Gayle is an actor in cricket clothing

by Gaurav Sethi

"I'm confident, but not overconfident," Gayle told the Trinidad & Tobago Express. "I'm a little nervous too, because it is a very important game."

Gayle said this while playing poker with friends, Spike Lee, Denzel Washington, Sidney Poitier, and some other gents from the film frat.

The England players in a hole somewhere, could not be reached. They are expected to play in the 5th ODI once the series is lost.

Meanwhile, the West Indies players have threatened not to play that game, sighting an unresolved pay dispute as the vague reasons.

Chris Gayle, on conditions of anonymity said, "the money's much better in Hollywood, maan"

Actor! Actor!

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Two T20s

by Gaurav Sethi

One official, the other played in the second innings of an ODI between Gayle and England.

The first innings, when England batted does not qualify as any form of cricket.

Like English cricket, the innings was deformed.

Begs the question, if Zimbabwe can be disqualified from tests, why can't England be taken out of their pain.

Take a deep breath, and answer this honestly:

Can you, will you, do you want to watch England in their present mentally mauled, and physically flawed state play ODIs or T20s?

For heaven's sake, do they want to play themselves?

How many factions are they within this English XI?

Will it not be easier to put the whole lotta them on dole, and for the ECB to channel their futile efforts into some fledgling cricket nation

Just a thought, who knows, maybe Moldovia has a hope in hell.

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