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In order to reply to Lalit Modi’s 15,000 page reply to their (BCCI’s) charge sheet, the BCCI is keen to hire the services of one Lalit Kumar Modi.
Lalit Kumar Modi will be hired for an undisclosed sum wherein the suspended Commissioner and Chairman IPL (Indian Premier League) will receive a reply of 30,000 pages from the newly appointed Commissioner and Chairman IPL (Indian Page League). When asked if Lalit Modi and Lalit Kumar Modi are indeed the same person, both Lalit Modi and Lalit Kumar Modi will refute the claims, issuing denials that will run into a few thousand pages.
It will be proposed that Idea Cellular's paper saving campaign sponsor the exchange between the two Modis. It’s possible the exchanges are moved, for security reasons to South Africa, to the town of Pietermaritzburg.
It's also possible that the Modis along with their lawyers jump off a train to commemorate the IPL's (Indian Page League) new chapter in South Africa.
Do not expect any comment from the locals, they will choke.
Lalit Modi vs Lalit Kumar Modi
Kotla ka Ghotala and other IPL related things.
Watching the game between the KXIP and the Double Ds, one has to wonder why is the Kotla getting a game. The pitch is not even fit for gully cricket. The pitch at Gandhi Maidan in Chembur, Mumbai has more consistentcy than this one. If the game can be shiftd from grounds because of things like tiffs with the home associations, civil unrest, etc., it is high time it gets shifted for cricketing reasons!!
Talking of tiffs, has anyone been following the tweets of the greatest Modi of them all? He has been laying into the Rajasthan CA officials for percieved mistreatment of RR officials. It is to be noted that the Modi was once chief of RCA before being defeated in the elections. Soon after the defeat comes the news that RR matches are being shifted to Gujarat which has a friendlier CA. While the tiff is expected, what is not expected is the use of Twitter. Has Twitter become this influential?
Yesterday was the day when Rahul Dravid announced to the world that he has been picked in RCB for batting. Yesterday was also the day when Uttappha introduced to the world his version of the switch hit - the Ultappha.
Cherries & Cricket!
One would really have to be an avid cricketer to know that the "Cherry" is basically another name for the red cricket ball used in test matches.
Conversely, one needn't be an avid cricketer to know that the "Cherry" also refers to the nipples placed high, low or sideways on women's breasts. Yup, you bet they come in numerous placements.
When women, cricketing or otherwise, are dissatisfied with the positioning of their cherries (most have two), they have their little operations to 'set them right.'
Take a closer look at the IPL "Cheerleaders" (a.k.a. CherryLeaders), notice their melons... notice carefully where their cherries are placed on their respective mounds... look carefully because this is what 'Fruity Cricket' or 'Extravagant & Lucious Cricket' is all about...
Cherries = Nipples = Cricket Balls ... and that closes the circle, yet again!
Howzaattt?
God bless Lalit Kumar Modi,
God bless his IPL,
God bless all the CherryLeaders!
by Ajoy Eric Lal
Cherry watchin' is as much fun as watchin' cricket... and I didn't invent that, Lalit and the media did!
