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On Kamran Akmal’s birthday, we predicted Adnan Akmal’s birth. (and other stories with Mick Jagger)

by Gaurav Sethi


Three Akmals. And the fourth?


Way back on January 13 this year, our forecast called for a new reign – that of Adnan Akmal. You can read about it here.

But did you know –

As kids the Brothers Akmal were inseparable. More so when they were part of the Cricket Training Camp in POK. They were the best, and fondly called The Three Akmals (an obvious reference to the Three Amigos by Senor Sajith, the only Pakistani bullfighter)

To enlist in the school, parents used to often fudge their kids names as Akmal - Azhar Akmal, Imran Akmal and Wasim Akmal were favoured names for boys, while Anjum Akmal was a favourite for girls. But that was not enough. The lips were a clear giveaway, and only the fullest of lips, with the deranged delinquent look could make it through.

Desperate parents tried everything – even bee stings on their kids’ lips. But they could never quite recreate the Jaggeresque fullness of the Akmals’ lips.

Which brings us to the chance encounter of the Brothers’ Akmal with Mick Jagger – Mick looked at them, and snapped, “Who’s your Daddy?” Confused, Kamran Akmal took Mick to be the eldest of their brothers - and ran behind him, through vast areas of the Hindu Kush, yelping, “Mick Bhai, Mick Bhai…” To which Mick snapped again, “Get off of my cloud”.

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Far more advanced than the Rapidex English speaking course -

by Gaurav Sethi

-The English cricket speaking course by Stephen Fry: Excerpts from his speech at Lord's.

A new kind of bitterness has entered some quarters of the game as ex-players become commentators, columnists and journalists and begin to turn on their erstwhile teammates, dispraising the current players, pouring scorn on their technique and deprecating their tactical nous. We have video of course and can see that these pundits know what they were talking about: historical archive reveals that Boycott, Botham, Gower, Atherton, Willis, and Hussein were never out playing a false shot, never shuffled across, never missed a captaincy trick, never dropped a catch, never posted a fielder in the wrong place and never bowled off line or off length in the entire course of their careers.

The benefits and the drawbacks of broadcast technology bewilder us. Hotspots and Hawkeye, referrals and replays, umpires have never been more pressured and exposed and greater more seismically structural questions have never been asked about the meaning and spirit of the game. The rewards are greater, the stakes are higher, the price of failure more public and humiliating.


Stephen Fry was at Lord's today, so was Mick Jagger, the latter did not sing at the Long room though.

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