dhoni is going to the dogs... again...

ever since india exited the champions trophy i've been busy solving a mystery brewing at home...

my labrador pogo has started to behave very strangely... he's overtly happy these days... the food he would earlier refuse ... he now has without any of his typical 'nakhraas'... the smile on his face refuses to die down... his walk has become like a ramp model and there is a definite 'air' about him... he's very upbeat and seems to take to life afresh...

its not that i was worried for his happiness for he is my buddy... but his exaggerated ride to joy made me curious about the sudden change in his nature...

so i decided to look into it ... first he refused to answer... "are you jealous of my happiness buddy?" he snapped... but after cajoling him with a dozen chicken lollipops he finally relented...

"mother nature is taking revenge for me" he said... "what pogo? who's revenge and with whom?" i asked bemused...

"DHONI!" barked pogo...

"after all i read about him in the media... the call for his head... the questions he is being subjected to makes me believe there is indeed poetic justice in the world... specially after the hurt he inflicted upon me..." explained pogo...

now it's clear to me... ever since dhoni kissed zoya and their pictures were published in a 'compromising' position... pogo's life took a turn for the worse... but now pogo feels justified that 'karma' is doing dhoni... in fact he plans to request the pcb to appoint dhoni as pakistan's captain... one loss and he won't be around to kiss any zoyas in future... excellent planning indeed... i am already feeling proud of pogo's mojo...

but frankly i'm in a quandary... one part of me wants to pardon dhoni for the sake of indian cricket but another part of me wants to see my buddy happy...

please help ... what should i do...?

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Dhoni and I are going to the dogs...

Dhoni has found his new 'puppy' love...and promised to treat her like a 'princess'...

If any evidence is required then you have not given the pic the attention it requires...however i know someone who has not only given this pic more attention than it requires (for my comfort) but is also in a state of deep sorrow...

my labrador 'pogo'...

now i am in real danger...first pogo refuses to come out of his devdas trance...and second and more importantly i sense my days of watching team india's matches are as good as over...for another sighting of dhoni with pogo around can prove fatal for me...

dhoni...how could you do this to my dog...and if you did it...you should have at least restrained from going public...

ahh...pogo has come and just threatened me...to write an open letter to maneka gandhi on the torture i have inflicted on him by deliberately reading today's TOI in his presence, exposing him to such heartbreak...

bachaooo!!!



picture courtesy: times of india

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