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dhoni is going to the dogs... again...

by straight point

ever since india exited the champions trophy i've been busy solving a mystery brewing at home...

my labrador pogo has started to behave very strangely... he's overtly happy these days... the food he would earlier refuse ... he now has without any of his typical 'nakhraas'... the smile on his face refuses to die down... his walk has become like a ramp model and there is a definite 'air' about him... he's very upbeat and seems to take to life afresh...

its not that i was worried for his happiness for he is my buddy... but his exaggerated ride to joy made me curious about the sudden change in his nature...

so i decided to look into it ... first he refused to answer... "are you jealous of my happiness buddy?" he snapped... but after cajoling him with a dozen chicken lollipops he finally relented...

"mother nature is taking revenge for me" he said... "what pogo? who's revenge and with whom?" i asked bemused...

"DHONI!" barked pogo...

"after all i read about him in the media... the call for his head... the questions he is being subjected to makes me believe there is indeed poetic justice in the world... specially after the hurt he inflicted upon me..." explained pogo...

now it's clear to me... ever since dhoni kissed zoya and their pictures were published in a 'compromising' position... pogo's life took a turn for the worse... but now pogo feels justified that 'karma' is doing dhoni... in fact he plans to request the pcb to appoint dhoni as pakistan's captain... one loss and he won't be around to kiss any zoyas in future... excellent planning indeed... i am already feeling proud of pogo's mojo...

but frankly i'm in a quandary... one part of me wants to pardon dhoni for the sake of indian cricket but another part of me wants to see my buddy happy...

please help ... what should i do...?

6 comments:

Mahek said...

Ummm, try and write something more meaningful than the script writers at Zee News can come up with?

straight point said...

yes definitely mahek...

for that matter i was planning to discuss the effect of global warming on cricket... but does that will solve the problem i am facing at home...?

thanks for directing me to zee script writers tho... may be they can be of help for me... :)

Husha said...

No, no, it's funny! In a roundabout way..

Mahek said...

I'm not much of an animal person and I'm not too interested in the personal travails of bored members. But I'm sure your story would make the primetime slot on Zee News. I can see the headline,"Kutte ka kamaal, Mahi ka bura haal"

straight point said...

thanks husha for liking it... in a roundabout way... ;-)

straight point said...

thanks again for the wonderful suggestion mahek... i will certainly look at the new avenue that you seems to have find for me... :)