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Kohli 100 in a chase = warmth of home

by Gaurav Sethi

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He falls to rise - Rishabh Pant

by Gaurav Sethi

He falls

He falls
He falls 

He falls at the striker’s end 
He falls 
He falls at the non-striker’s end 
He falls 

He falls 
To rise 
To fall 
To rise 
To fall 

He falls as he sweeps you 
He falls 
He falls as he creeps up on you 
He falls 
He falls as he reverse sweeps you 
He falls 
To rise 

He falls 
He falls with one hand on the bat 
He falls 
He falls with one hand on your balls 
He falls 
As he barely completes a run 
He falls 
As he barely makes it into the 90s
He falls 
To rise 

My boy, Rishabh Pant 
He falls 
My man, Rishabh Pant 
He falls 
To rise 

And if he didn’t fall
And if his team didn’t fall 
What good would this rise have been
If he didn’t fall at all 

He falls 
That’s a one handed six 
He falls 
That’s a one handed six 
He falls 
That’s a one handed clap 
He falls 
That’s a one handed thumbs up
Of course

He’s squealing 
He’s freewheeling 
He’s sealing 
The match 
Across foreign shores 
He’s my boy, Rishabh Pant 
He falls 
My man, Rishabh Pant 
He falls 
To rise 

To rise 
He falls 
To rise 
He falls 
To rise 

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The ride of your life with @rishabpant

by Gaurav Sethi

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How Virat Kohli breached the chase-code.

by Gaurav Sethi

It would be wrong to say that it’s too easy for Virat Kohli. If you look closely at most of his innings, he hardly ever takes the easy way out. If anything, he takes the rough way, replete with thorny bushes, sudden drops, a flight of steep steps, abrupt darkness, a classic video game chase on a higher level. It’s another thing, he’s mastered the chase. To borrow, Sunil Gavaskar’s new oddity, he’s a “chase master”.

Much like an obsessive teenage kid, he’s mastered this game but refuses to tire of it or the approach that ushers him to the top score each time.

Rather than be an excited 20 something, quite bored of his toys, Virat’s prime toy is the chase. And he wants to play it, more or less the same way each time.

Virat doesn’t want a new car. He doesn’t want to step up or simulate a highway when he’s driving in the street, he knows the city limits and he’s always within kissing distance of them - if and when he breaches the limits, no cops, no cameras, nobody can tell. For all you know, he might well be intoxicated but the breathalyser has been breached by him.

Virat has breached the chase code. It looks simple because he has. That he refuses to relay this truth, to even himself, is what makes the breach appear so seamless. Nothing is taken for granted. Not the boundaries, nor the tight singles. And if at the altar of a tight single, a batsman is sacrificed, so be it. The chase code is entered before he walks out to bat. There is no going back. Sometimes it will be Dhawan, sometimes it will be Rohit, sometimes it will be him, sometimes you just have to run against the damning odds. For that’s what brings about a rush of blood, from the legs to the head.

For each such magnificent chase, often adding to an equally magnificent statistic, is the thing of building, nay laboured construction, but not just day labour - often it’s what breaches into the afterhours, into extra time, at night, under lights. Often you will be led to believe that he’s playing these innings between the sheets. That each Virat innings is nothing short of sex.

There are way too many different ways to describe a Virat innings. But what shines through each time is his commitment to stay committed - to not play that ball in the air. We’ve seen it repeatedly, it’s been spoken of repeatedly, and should be said, without wordplay or smart phrase repeatedly, Virat refuses to play the ball in the air. Neither Virat’s head nor the ball he plays is in the air. It could be on the up, but rarely is it in the air.

It’s a learning for Virat, and through each innings he teaches himself that same old boring lesson again. Ajinkya Rahane marked his return with two sixes, Virat stayed put with 10 fours but no six.

In 203 ODIs, Virat has 98 sixes. In 175 ODIs, Rohit has 164 sixes. When it comes to boundaries, Virat has 849 fours to Rohit’s 553. A comparison between two of the world’s best ODI batsmen throws a difference in batting average that’s over 10 – Virat’s 56 to Rohit’s 45.

Rohit has 16 ODI centuries, Virat has 33. Rohit has three double centuries, Virat none. Chances are, Rohit, like most top order ODI batsmen, will often be dismissed attempting to play a big shot in the air. Rohit pulled Morkel for six in the third over, he perished attempting another such shot in the seventh over. With 13 needed for a win, Virat allowed himself the luxury of playing the ball in the air.


While we delight in the statistic, the 33rd century, the records that lie broken, strewn at his feet, Virat delights, roaring in the dressing room, at another Indian chase gone right. Dhoni and Pandya are at the crease, Virat appears like just another foot soldier, playing it, with a jump, in the air for a change.

First published here

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Lendl Simmons' IPL Concerns

by Gaurav Sethi

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I was flying when Sachin Tendulkar made his 100th 100.

by Gaurav Sethi

I sneaked up to the airhostess – is the captain a cricket enthusiast, can you ask him to let us know when Sachin makes his 100? Think I was still speaking to her when she got on to the intercom, mumbled something into it, and then whispered to me, with that dumb, distant airhostess smile – yes, he’ll let you know, if he finds out…

From the moment Gambhir was dismissed, I could almost smell a Sachin hundred. I could, like him, also smell the Bangladeshi bowling.

At the airport, I was watching Sachin bat on a TV perched between a baggage conveyor belt – only, no baggage there. And I thought to myself, exactly that.  

Sachin played on this TV, with no baggage.

Then in the departure lounge, another DD cricket telecast – gotta say this new Goa government is very sorted out. By the time I was boarding, Sachin was still batting.

By the time we took off, Sachin was still batting. By the time the pilot made his first announcement, I nearly jumped out of my seat. He digressed; altitude, distance, cruising – but of course, this was all a build up, nonchalant pilot was gonna round it up with, some good news folks, Sachin Tendulkar is flying on his 100th 100 cruising at…didn’t happen.

Was that a sign that he had not scored it? No way any pilot would announce Sachin’s not-scoring-the-100, unless it’s Captain Chappell.  

Thirty minutes later, another announcement. I felt the seatbelt dig into me as my stomach and chest collectively swelled in anticipation. Gotta, gotta…

Nothing. I half dozed off. Think I half dreamt. Of the captain making that announcement, and everyone going loco B-grade Hollywood passenger reaction WOOOO SACHIN!

I wanted a reaction. It struck me our altitude was in the ballpark of Sachin’s runs, 35,000 no mean feat.  

I had the aisle seat, and some of the unoccupied middle seat – some flights you take, you really get to fly, with a single fancy. This was, I could stretch, I had extra leg room, reclining emergency seats.

I was tempted to check scores midair, to check with the airhostess, make her check with the captain, again. 

And I was until the last game, as sick of the 100th 100s pursuit as you or him or helpless hounded airhostesses. Guess I just wanted closure. And it didn’t kill me that I didn’t get to watch it – I just needed to know.

That I did. We landed, he landed. 114. The guy in front of me, types in cricket. I tell him, he’s made it.

He shuts the search.

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Virat Kohli's maiden Test ton:

by Gaurav Sethi


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On the Eve of Sachin Tendulkar's 100th 100...

by Gaurav Sethi





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a century to remember...

by straight point

before you correct me by saying it wasn't a century... let me counter in advance by saying that you are in a way supporting that act of randiv...

more than the deliberate attempt of randiv to deny it... in fact had he thrown the ball out of the boundary he would have looked more innocent... i will remember this century for the way it was achieved...

sehwag from the very beginning looked like he was on some mission... he played the balls on merit and never tried to manufacture a shot out of a good ball... for once he respected conditions... bowlers bowling good balls and more importantly being the senior most batsmen of the team he showed remarkable restraint throughout the innings and yet he scored a run a ball century!

this just goes to show, as yours truly has been arguing at various platforms for some time, that those who think that the only way sehwag plays is to just attack and dominate from the start... ought to keep the dvd of this innings of sehwag and vow to never ever comment on this aspect of sehwag's game till he/she watches cricket...

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How Sachin Tendulkar remembers all his hundreds

by Gaurav Sethi

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Sachin equals the Don at Cuttack - Lara remains supreme

by Bored Guest

Sachin's ninety odd runs at Cuttack were invaluable even though he missed his century. After all, nothing is perfect in life, the Don as lbw in his last innings missed a perfect average of one hundred. You could say Kartik was at fault but he would say 'I was just doing my job'. And, in fact it is quite believable that he was indeed doing his job.

But, then he could have done his job a little better. He is intelligent enough to know there was no hurry to finish the game. And, that Sachin could have completed his hundred if allowed to do so by his partner.

India however won and as Gavaskar used to say "it does not matter how the the runs come, as long as they come". Will Sachin return the favor to Kartik by perhaps running him out when the latter is a run short of his century. Only time will tell.

If i am not mistaken the Don needed four runs to achieve his hundred percent average. Sachin if i am not wrong needed 4 to reach his century. So, Sachin equals Don. All was not lost at Cuttack.

p.s. Brian Lara is the greatest because only he has scored that elusive four runs - hundred times to be the only batsman to have scored four hundred runs. Q.E.D.

by Roop Khanna

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11000 reasons to celebrate a century...

by straight point


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Storm and Sachin

by Gaurav Sethi

There was Jaddu and Azah

There was Waugh and Warnie

There was you and me

There was storm and Sachin

Blowing through our heart


What’s the score? We want an encore!

What’s the score? We want an encore!


There is Punter and Pigeon

There is Viru and Yuvi

There is you and me

There is storm and Sachin

Blowing through our heart


What’s the score? We want an encore!

What’s the score? We want an encore!


There was dust and drives

There is rain and runs

There was you and me

There is storm and Sachin

Blowing through our heart


What’s the score? We want an encore!

What’s the score? We want an encore!


There was 143 and 141

There is No. 14 and 40

There was you and me

There is storm and Sachin

Blowing through our heart


What’s the score? We want an encore!

What’s the score? We want an encore!


There is storm and Sachin

Blowing through our heart

…Through our world

…Our heart, our world…


From Sept. 06, seemed apt after today's 138. Thank You Sachin, you stormbringer.

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