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Showing posts with label dream. Show all posts
Buy a shoe, have Shane Bond bowl at you.
I’m in this shoe shop with an old classmate of mine, Dixit.
According to Dixit, if you buy a shoe, Bond will bowl at you. This is weird, most batsmen would buy a shoe to not have Bond bowl at them.
Seeing as this is a Bata store, and they sell millions of shoes, I start to worry about Bond’s fitness – how long before Bond breaks down again?
As a customer, you can even select Bond’s delivery speed - 130, 131 or 140 kmph. Apparently most guys pick 131, but scary old Dixit settled for 130.
He claims even 130 kmph felt way faster than what 130 feels – yeah, I’m thinking, Bond’s got his Mojo back…and how many would have the balls to pick a 140 kmph delivery?
Then the sequence breaks. You good with dreams?
The Ricky Ponting Nightmare
It’s not about his form, or anything to do with the English. It’s what an Indian saw in his sleep. Ricky on the floor, back against the wall in some nameless corridor. The dreamer walks towards Ricky, squats to speak. All this while Ricky’s pasted with this inane grin, you’d think he just won the Ashes. He also agrees with the general opinion Indians have about him. Around that point, the chat moves towards Ricky’s pulling prowess. Mores inane smiles. You’d really think he was stupid.
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