sorry gary... you got it wrong...

instead of asking the players to have more sex... you should have asked the WAGs to have more sex...that would have sharpened the 'killer' instinct of our players...

Also read: Any more great suggestions, Gary?

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Origins of the Kirsten & Upton Sex Dossier:

From the HT:

True, the two South Africans responsible for tucking our players in have brought some verile vim and vigour into the Championship in South Africa. But what did you expect from two people whose currency is rands?

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