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Zim vs. Zim

by Gaurav Sethi

by Naked Cricket

What after a T22 game – a T28 game naturally. Zim’s target 172. Zim 52/0 of 7. Mendis yet to bowl. Mendis bowls. No wickets. Three runs instead. Murali bowls. No wickets. One run instead.

Murali's bowling avg of 22.86 is more than opener, Masakadza's batting avg. of 22.13 Clearly Murali has had a rough year since Mendis checked in.

Mendis' bowling avg of 9.95 is less than the batting avg of both openers, but still more than most Zim batsmen. Clearly he can do better.

One down, nine to go. Harare Sports Club empties out. Live updates over.

Taibu's in. And the Harare Sports Club fills in again. Live updates resume.

The national bird of Zim is the Reverse Sweep. And at the end of the day, KP is their God.

Did you know: Zim cricket has been swept by many reversals.

Zim's belief > Eng's belief

Belief doesn't win you games, but @ 112/1 of 20...gotta go

Zim lose by 5. Much better than you know who

P.S. the Mother of the Reverse Sweep is A. Flower, England's batting coach. This is beyond 6 degrees of separation. This is incest.


Anonymous said...

i really hope Zim wins and SL blabbers go puke somewhere :)

i bet next time SL wont turn to play Zim for some free brownies :)

Gaurav Sethi said...

glad i missed the unhappy ending

Q said...

Thats one hell of a post NC.. short but impactful!

Gaurav Sethi said...

Thank you Q!