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Sky Report

by Gaurav Sethi

from Chennai


Enter the Sky Team of Beefy, Bumble, Gower, Hussein, Willis, Holding resembling Reservoir Dogs.

Bumble: Wudyaubelieveit it’s the Sky Report HoHo!

Chorus:
Put your key in the sky
Twist it round
Wait for a rumble
A thundering sound

Holding: Immaculate bowling!

Chorus:
This is no pitch report
This is no bitch report
This is your sky report
Sky Report! Sky Report!

Bumble: Wudyabelieveit…HoHo!

Chorus:
Put your key in the sky
Twist it round
Look out for dew
And a bird that flew
Over the cuckoo’s nest
Over the Chennai test

Bumble: Wudyabelieveit they’re doing the Macarena HoHo!

Chorus:
This is no pitch report
This is no bitch report
This is your friendly sky report
Sky Report! Sky Report!

Hussein: What have you got, skip?

2 comments:

John said...

Dhoni: "You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize."

Pietersen: "Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?"

Gaurav Sethi said...

good one John, next the like a virgin talk.