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i fear for srilanka...

by Bored Member


not coz mahela jayawardene has resigned from captaincy...

but for the reason what i saw in yesterday's match that india won...

...and the name of my fear is tillakaratne mudiyanselage dilshan...

he was all over the place yesterday...

yelling at bowlers...shouting at fielders...

one moment he looked to be in heaven...

and another looked as if he will have a heart attack...

one shot from batsman and you could see how his shoulders dropped...

all in all a nervous wreck...

he was a text book example of how a captain should not behave on field...

so please srilanka, if you want to appoint any captain...

arrange another T20 match with us...to see how he fares...

we are anyway free still...before we play next T20 match with nz...

and we can do atleast this much for you...for being such a good neighbors...

yes dhoni?

ps: even bcci seems to like this idea...

10 comments:

Gaurav Sethi said...

better to fear for lanka than fear them.

missed the game, but dilshan always is on edge, it defines his batting too. and now his captaincy - no pauses, only menopause.

Unknown said...

now that mahela has sent a letter saying he wants to leave the captaincy after the pakistan series lanka's leadership problems will just get worse, not good news for the team at all

Ankit said...

i noticed the same thing...
he was as non-MSD as one can be...

straight point said...

menopaue...hahha good one...i never thoght that this can be used for a cricketer... ;-)

Anonymous said...

Good one SP :). they better play us to know their real might :)

and i believe DIlshan now wont get a chance to captain SL in any game be it a tour or whatever :)

straight point said...

or may be not mohit...

i think in this deal if they get 'scoring' mahela they will be happy...

straight point said...

why everybody has to be like MSD ankit...?

straight point said...

thanks sam (1 or 2?) ... ;-)

yes...they would be dumb if they still make him captain...

if a T20 can do this much to him...imagine him captaining an odi or test...

sraghuna said...

We have nothing to fear but fear itself ... having said that havne'nt all Lankan captains been extremely volatile with the exception of DiSilva?

straight point said...

...then where you slot mahela SR?

being volatile for others is good...but when fire start burning your home...you know what todo... :)