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JATMAN

by Bored Guest

Haryanvi Jats continue their domination of Indian sport as Virender Sehwag's blistering century powers India to their maiden ODI series triumph in Kiwiland. This nerveless & free spirited wonder (sehwag) doesn't flinch for a moment (super-human quality) before launching the ball out of the park despite being at the doorstep of a historic century, double century, triple century (very un Tendulkarlike).

The best part being: he retains the same dumb expression at all times as if he's playing with a bunch of kids. Nevertheless, a once-in-a-century cricketer for India whose positive attitude makes him a true ambassador of a legendary martial race (the Jats) that has also produced the ONLY Olympic heroes in combat sports (boxing, wrestling) for India. With the exception of the great Maratha wrestler Khashaba Jadhav (bronze medalist, wrestling, Helsinki Olympics 1952).

by K

10 comments:

Naked Cricket said...

Very moving.

and coming from a Jat, that's something.

achettup said...

Why so serius?

Anonymous said...

Who you calling dumb?

Anonymous said...

Maybe we should make a comic book out of him.

Anonymous said...

Scorpi, great idea. Both NC and SP have mastered (I mean if they were not born with it) the drawing part. Superman, here we come.

straight point said...
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straight point said...

....to start we must apply for the the regstration of 'JATMAN' for BCC!'s exclusive use...

welcome on bored nikhil...very interesting thoughts there...

sraghuna said...

eg'JAT'ly!

Soulberry said...

Jaat ne kissi aur cheej ka beraa na paatya - jo kaam thamaa diya, bas wahi jaane hai woh. Kolhu chalaane ko kaho to aapp thak jaaoge par weh kohlu chalaate chalaate hi rahooga. Mehnat se thake naa chorra jaat ka. Sooraj doob jaaoga beshak par jaat ka chorra daantan nu paadte milevga.

or words to that effect :)

Jaats are ruling the sport...give them a target...a goal and they'll get there no matter how difficult...and with a smile.

Ankit Poddar said...

Jatman, Jatman.. does everything a jat can (which probably is everything)...