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B the moment of the match

by RajaB

Moment of the match??

Nope... This shall be the moment for some time to come

Here's what the great Mr John Buchanan has to say about the dismal performance of his team...

who has gone from most successful coach to master of obfuscation during the course of his KKR tenure, spoke of his disappointment at the IPL rules that restrict teams to four foreign players a game. Excuse us? Obviously, this doesn't affect other teams. After all, Bangalore always intended to keep Dale Steyn on the bench, as did Delhi with Glenn McGrath.
Thanks www.cricinfo.com
The moment I saw this, I remembered my grandfather, a retired headmaster of some repute who also used to be my teacher (at home) till my high school days. Tamil, my mother tongue used be a KKR for me. It never took me anywhere. So famously after a Tamil exam, I remarked to my grandfather, "I couldn't write properly because the new pen you bought me hurt my hand".

Pat came his reply with a loaded Tamil proverb which needs to be told to Buchanan...

"Aada theriyadha thevidiyalukku theru konnallam"

I translate, for Mr Buchanan of course...

For a prostitute who can't dance, every street is obtuse (This is about performance, so I hope Mr Buchanan gets the meaning right... Did you Mr Boredmember??)

Let this B the moment of all those famed foreign coaches in action. Amen.

4 comments:

Q said...

Buchanan disintegrates further everyday!!

Naked Cricket said...

Grand! and the father of all statements.

the pen is mightier than the sword, but buchanan is weaker than both.

Prabu said...

Hahahahaha! That can be appreciated only if you know Tamil....

Anonymous said...

No you don't. Hindi has the same thing - Naach na aaye, aangan tedha. Bhooka Naan should have been fired - would have been fired by any other sports team anywhere else in the world. The KKR Season 2 will rank as a case study in how to destroy a sports team filled with top notch talent. If Bhooka naan can get a job anywhere in the world even as a janitor of a sports stadium after this, it will be a travesty.