Very Very Silly Laxman

Sir, last year you were the Deccan Chargers' nobleman, you refused to be made the Icon Player so they could buy pricey players like Symonds, Gilchrist, Gibbs. Today, all three are playing while you are rested, dropped, warming the bench, sitting in the dugout, watching the match from the sidelines, left scratching those magnificent wrists. How does it feel sir? Silly? Stupid? Sublime? Not to forget you lost the captaincy too. Fat lot of good that would’ve done though, captaining from the dugout – ask the Knight Riders, better still ask their slow coachie.