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When you say things because you can afford to...

by RajaB

I scored all of 829 out of 1200 in my school finals. It was, is and will be the abyss any one from my glorious Tambram family would ever manage to beat. Unless my son Anirudhha decides to make me proud.

But still I could come out unscathed, the reason being that 96% I scored in Chemistry. I effectively managed to deflect the limelight, having been the weaklink. The most inefficient guy in the family (team), in terms of scoring.

I could speak because I could afford to, about my Chemistry scores

Cut to IPL: Where you have...

Let's first read this story...

Did he bowl a yorker ?

Yes, he tried to bowl one too many in the right earnest. But in my opinion he never did (or could) bowl even one.

Did he bowl a slower one ?

Yes, he did... for every one delivery of his would follow my moped of those days (a TVS Champ, TN 72 3280 during my college days) and travel on any congested Indian street without attracting the awe of a policeman. High 60s maximum.

But still, when you manage to pick-up wickets you can talk anything you want...

When cricinfo says you were to be the all rounder BCCI was searching for and you just missed the bus, the crap you talk is worth a few carats...

It gets even better when you become the MOM of a T20 encounter, bowling what they call a "Quasi military not so medium"...

You can talk Chotu

KEEP TALKING*...

Till you get plastered, soon...

1 comment:

duke said...

You southie Rascal! If Venkatesh Prasad can be a "fast" bowling coach then Chhotu can say anything he wants..and one more thing..Balaji is the new Venkatesh Prasad..