Bored Members - Guests | Media | White Bored | Interview | Bored Anthem - Songs | Boredwaani | Cartoons | Facebook | Twitter | Login

Rishton Me Daraar Aayi...

by Megha

Trouble is brewing in the Pathan household after an attempted "kiss" on Irfan Pathan by one Shabina Khatun. Apparently Yusuf Pathan is miffed that Shabina chose to get cosy with Irfan rather than him. "I am the elder brother, I should get first priority on such matters, isn't it? Plus Irfan is engaged!! So why is he still getting all the girls?"

The reporter has been informed by reliable sources that Yusuf is going for a three-pronged approach to make sure he is not embarassed by such incidents in the future -

1. He is getting a fatwa issued on Shabina for "outraging the modesy of his much-engaged brother".
2. He is cancelling all impending appearances with Irfan, so that should such a thing happen again, it will not seem like Irfan was chosen over him for the kiss.
3. He will pay some random chick to do a Shabina for him on his next stage appearance.

Reporter's comments - It is a shame that girls chose to do such shameless acts to show their love for cricketers. Being a huge Rahul Dravid fan myself, I would never ever dream of such public display of affection. I would instead arrange for an "interview" with him, and proceed thus...



Megha also blogs at Silly M(a)idon

5 comments:

straight point said...

hahaha nice 'interview' that...

you have astutely captured the emotions of yusuf...

i empathise with him...if we sitting from a far can feel the jealousy i can very well understand the plight of yousuf who was standing next...or was he waiting next...? ;-)

Megha said...

Thanks SP :)

yeah, I think that though yousuf had that non-chalant look on when he saw what happened, he was kinda hoping Shabina would move on and kiss him instead ;-)

Naked Cricket said...

Nah, I think Yusuf was waiting for instructions from Warne

Megha said...

tch tch....choose your mentors wisely Yusuf!!

Naked Cricket said...

very womanwise(ly)