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Showing posts with label kiss. Show all posts
Where were all the girls when I batted?
I remember reading this story about time when a girl kissed Abbas Ali Baig on the field after he scored a century on debut.
Merchant, in the commentary box reportedly wondered jokingly where all the girls were when he batted. A fellow commentator deadpanned "Asleep, Vijay, all asleep".
by Adverbin
Rishton Me Daraar Aayi...
Trouble is brewing in the Pathan household after an attempted "kiss" on Irfan Pathan by one Shabina Khatun. Apparently Yusuf Pathan is miffed that Shabina chose to get cosy with Irfan rather than him. "I am the elder brother, I should get first priority on such matters, isn't it? Plus Irfan is engaged!! So why is he still getting all the girls?"
The reporter has been informed by reliable sources that Yusuf is going for a three-pronged approach to make sure he is not embarassed by such incidents in the future -
1. He is getting a fatwa issued on Shabina for "outraging the modesy of his much-engaged brother".
2. He is cancelling all impending appearances with Irfan, so that should such a thing happen again, it will not seem like Irfan was chosen over him for the kiss.
3. He will pay some random chick to do a Shabina for him on his next stage appearance.
Reporter's comments - It is a shame that girls chose to do such shameless acts to show their love for cricketers. Being a huge Rahul Dravid fan myself, I would never ever dream of such public display of affection. I would instead arrange for an "interview" with him, and proceed thus...
Megha also blogs at Silly M(a)idon
KhufiaBaaz: the fan who tried but failed to kiss Irfan Pathan
I was there, and I saw it coming. The girl was making eyes at Irfan, big, big Kathakali eyes. She was under Irfan's spell. Like batsmen used to be, once upon a time. Was she right to make such a public display of affection - well, it's not as if she's got a shot at a private display of affection.
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