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Sreesanth, wtf have you done now?

by Gaurav Sethi

Sree, why did you get slapped by Bhajji?

Sree, why are you not 100%?

Sree, why are you so intense?

Sree, why do you think so much?

Sree, why did you dance after that six?

Sree, why did you take five and win us our first test in SAF?

Sree, why do you still do ads?

Sree, why do you breakdance?

Sree, why do you do that press-action with your hands?

Sree, why are you you?

Sree, why has Allan Donald resigned from Warwickshire?

Sree, what did you say to him?

Contrary to what the world thinks, Sreesanth is not always at fault.

Donald resigned for personal reasons.

Looks like Sree’s been left out in the cold for personal reasons.

If Bhajji can get a second life, why not Sree?

Save a cricketer. Save Sree.



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4 comments:

straight point said...

excellent read...

sree must find a way back into the team as he is essential component... specially in test cricket for india's quest to become no. 1

with fit zaheer, ishant and sree... they make lethal combination for all conditions and wickets...

as i said in one of my post... together they have potential to form a cricketing 'bermuda triangle' where opposition team will sink without a trace...

vijayanand said...

Soured bats for Dravid On seeing the above title do not think that Soured Gangly has given up his decision to quit from all the versions of the game of cricket and is back in the scene. E mean to say that Soured, nicknamed as ‘Dada’ by the fans has hailed the decision of the selection committee to bring back Rahall David and thereby proving that only form was the problem associated with senior players and age had nothing to do with performance. Sourav expressed hope that the right hander would fare well in the upcoming tri-series. For the past one year Rahu l Dravid – ‘ The wall’ had been away from the one day format of the game. Sourav tried to strengthen his contention by citing the inclusion of Nehra as another example. Sourav’s statement assumes significance in this scenario as we find the three batsmen Laxman, Dravid and Sachin who are at mid thirties of age, delivering a consistent good performance.
Five players who were part of the squad that defeated West Indies in the latter’s soil failed to earn a place in the newly announced squad. Dines kart hick was lucky to be included as the last man replacing the recovering Sehwag. The same squad will be retained for both the traceries (in which Srilanka and Newzealand are other participants) and the following Champions trophy to take place in South Africa. Suresh Raina- A player who had established his capability many a time missed out previous tournaments due to a broken thumb has recovered completely. He is back in the squad. Selectors have shown mercy on the other player Yusuf pathan.

Som said...

Save tree, save Sree.

Gaurav Sethi said...

SP, always thought he was better suited to tests, limited overs just too manic for him.