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"Why don’t you go f*** yourself Sreesanth"

by Gaurav Sethi

The BCCI issued a final warning to Sreesanth. If he goofs up once more, he can kiss domestic cricket goodbye.

Basically the BCCI is working overtime to domesticate Sreesanth – to make him into a toothless, spineless, speechless apology for a bowler. After being hit for four he should perform elaborate Jap bowing rituals from Mind your Language. Asso! Asso!

And to think it was one of those innocuous exchanges in the Irani Trophy – when Kulkarni played Sree off his legs for a single. Not a six, not a four, not three runs nor two, a damn single – see how passionate he is. To tell you the truth, it was an ordinary ball. I’m guessing it was an ordinary exchange too.

Umpire intervened, and then that demonstrative match referee, and his highly mobile head – how he swayed, as if, four generations of his had been done in by Sreesanth’s sledging.

This was a great message from the BCCI, to show the true worth of the Irani Trophy. It is not to make careers but mar them. Not that there was much to Sree’s career.

He just had a good county season, made it to the Irani, and then Challenger, and showed signs of his old form. But why would we need Sree when RP and Ishant are winning us Cup after Cup?

More importantly, Sreesanth is NOT going to play international cricket again. Why give him a chance in the domestics then? Logic is best served cold.

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Sreesanth, wtf have you done now?

by Gaurav Sethi

Sree, why did you get slapped by Bhajji?

Sree, why are you not 100%?

Sree, why are you so intense?

Sree, why do you think so much?

Sree, why did you dance after that six?

Sree, why did you take five and win us our first test in SAF?

Sree, why do you still do ads?

Sree, why do you breakdance?

Sree, why do you do that press-action with your hands?

Sree, why are you you?

Sree, why has Allan Donald resigned from Warwickshire?

Sree, what did you say to him?

Contrary to what the world thinks, Sreesanth is not always at fault.

Donald resigned for personal reasons.

Looks like Sree’s been left out in the cold for personal reasons.

If Bhajji can get a second life, why not Sree?

Save a cricketer. Save Sree.



Here's some more Sreesanth

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