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The continuing saga of BossDK and BiggBosST- 7

by Bhaskar Khaund

Continuing on from #6,not only has ST got a wonderful century but he has carried on from there. At the point where we come in now , he is on 195. However , the ninth wicket has fallen and he now needs to bat in the company of XX the no.11 . But XXX is injured and needs a runner.

And the runner, sadly for ST, is : yes, DK. Life has its dangerous ironies.

You and I can predict the eventual outcome and we see no point in labouring over the indelicate and painful details. For those still wanting to know, the summary is as follows :
XX Run Out 0 , BiggBosST Not Out 195.



When questioned later about the rather unusual run out, DK was very articulate. He regretted that in a day-dreamy moment , he had suffered a brief lapse of clarity and in that confused moment began to wonder why he had suddenly become the square leg umpire and why the batsmen were frantically waving at him. By the time he realised he was the runner it was too late. DK went on to state that in all fairness ,had he actually been the square leg umpire he would not have ruled that out. He also expressed relief that it was XX who had gotten out and not ST. ST, incidentally, was not available for comment. In fact, he was not available for anything as he had locked himself up in the dressing room where – or so rumour has it anyway - there was some violence inflicted on furniture.

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Naked Cricket said...

Next time BossDK will have to make doubly sure