The Night Before (the Nagpur test)

INT. NAGPUR TEAM HOTEL - NIGHT

(Kallis knocking on Smith’s door)

SMITH

Whoz dat?

KALLIS

Iz me Yak

SMITH

I’m having a dream, Herr Yak

KALLIS

OK, I’ll run a few singles in the corridor and come back later

(But Smith opens the door for Kallis, both men are in striped PJs)

KALLIS (Cont’d)

I ‘ave a big favour to ask you Mr Smith

SMITH

Let me guess, you want Prince and me to go early so you can score a hundred to equal…

KALLIS

YES, YES! Equal Lara and equal Sunny

SMITH

Prince will be easy, the umpires are disposed to…

KALLIS

And you…

SMITH

Turn around…