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The Night Before (the Nagpur test)

by Naked Cricket

INT. NAGPUR TEAM HOTEL - NIGHT

(Kallis knocking on Smith’s door)

SMITH
Whoz dat?

KALLIS
Iz me Yak

SMITH
I’m having a dream, Herr Yak

KALLIS
OK, I’ll run a few singles in the corridor and come back later

(But Smith opens the door for Kallis, both men are in striped PJs)

KALLIS (Cont’d)
I ‘ave a big favour to ask you Mr Smith

SMITH
Let me guess, you want Prince and me to go early so you can score a hundred to equal…

KALLIS
YES, YES! Equal Lara and equal Sunny

SMITH
Prince will be easy, the umpires are disposed to…

KALLIS
And you…

SMITH
Turn around…

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