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Bidding For Bored IPL Franchise Team Postponed Until Opening Ceremony

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BCC! regrets to announce that a few contentious clauses and the withdrawal of several bidders at the last minute has forced us to cancel the previous bidding and start afresh with amended clauses. Please note the following changes:

1) All bidders must STILL have suitable and substantial association with The Bored

2) Bidders must STILL have a net worth of 1 billion Thank You Sachins.

3) Bidders must have had at least 5 (previously was 15) references on Bored in the past year

4) Bidders must be in a position to provide a Bored Performance Guarantee of 10 million (previously was 100million) Thank You Sachins for the duration of the Great Bored IPL Reality Show

5) Bidders must be able to pay in full the appropriate amount of Thank You Sachins within 10 years of winning the Great Bored IPL Reality Show

Bidders are STILL advised to note that any clause provide therein can be changed arbitrarily at any time at Bored's discretion.

We shall announce the final 8 bidders during the Opening Ceremony of the 2010 IPL. Watch this space for more details!

2 comments:

Shridhar Jaju said...

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Som said...

hehehe, this is really hilarious. Only Modi would fail to see the funny side of it but then who cares for Modi apart from Modi himself?