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Announcing The Great Bored IPL Reality Show And Inviting Bids For The Bored IPL Franchise Team

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BCC! is proud to announce that we shall be auctioning our own Bored IPL Franchise Team. We are hereby inviting bids from interested parties who wish to buy the team.

Bids shall be accepted with immediate effect. The top eight bidders shall then be entered into BCC!'s Great Bored IPL Reality Show which shall take place regularly during the IPL, and we shall reveal the winner in a gala ceremony during the IPL finals. Please note the following important clauses:

1) All bidders must have suitable and substantial association with The Bored

2) Bidders must have a net worth of 1 billion Thank You Sachins.

3) Bidders must have had at least 15 references on Bored in the past year

4) Bidders must be in a position to provide a Bored Performance Guarantee of 100 million Thank You Sachins for the duration of the Great Bored IPL Reality Show

5) Bidders must be able to pay in full the appropriate amount of Thank You Sachins within 6 hours of winning the Great Bored IPL Reality Show

The complete tender document is available via email (see Contact Bored details) for the sum of 4.95 lakh Thank You Sachins.

Bidders are advised to note that any clause provide therein can be changed arbitrarily at any time at Bored's discretion.

We shall announce the final 8 bidders tomorrow, March 11th at 12pm noon.
Stay tuned for more details...

2 comments:

Rishabh said...

1 billion Thank You Sachins?
I'm an MI fan, thankfully.

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I'll pay the next instalment after some time.