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The Kamran Akmal Interrogation - An Exclusive

by Naked Cricket

Kamran Akmal is being wired up by the polygraph test guys. His mouth appears even more swollen than usual. The Q & A session starts

Questioner 1: Did you intentionally drop those catches??

Kamran Akmal: Shahid Bhai! Shahid Bhai!

Questioner 1: Answer our question…did you…??

Questioner 2: Wait, the machine says that’s an honest answer

Questioner 1: Did you intentionally miss those stumpings??

Kamran Akmal: Shahid Bhai! Shahid Bhai!

Questioner 2: Bhai Wah! the machine says that’s also an honest answer

Questioner 1: Let’s see if you can dodge this one…

Kamran looks on nervously, his lips swell up some more…

Questioner 1: Did you intentionally miss the Michael Hussey run out in the Sydney test?

Kamran waits, doesn’t answer it…

Questioner 1: Did you…

Kamran Akmal: Well bowled Danish!

Questioner 2: Bhai wah! Once again that is the honest answer!

Kamran’s toothy grin becomes even toothier and the swelling subsides somewhat….

5 comments:

King Viswa said...

Shahid Bhai, Shahid Bhai...............



Wow, What a honest comment.

Husha said...

lol that's cute

u left out "Shahbaash boys! Come on boys!"

Naked Cricket said...

KV, the two are joint at the hip.

Husha, gotta save something for the next interrogation

Sujan Rao said...

Good one!

Naked Cricket said...

Good to see you again Sujan, cheers