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Who needs Hussey and Katich
Both Hussey and Katich are playing in their 55th test. They’re both left-handed batsmen. They’re both very quiet too. I’ve seen a few Hussey interviews, volume on, but as Floyd says, “your lips move, but I can’t hear what you’re saying”. Katich, I’m convinced, doesn’t give interviews. I have never heard his lips move. If they do, they move sideways.
It’s wonderful that Cricket Australia has stuck with such strong silent types, they add backbone to the side. Through the many crisis that Ponting has captained them, these two have been an inspiration. Post match, game lost, to either India or England, abuse and socks being hurled, and these two, arms folded, looking blankly into the mid-distance.
And that’s when Ponting stops pulling at his freshly planted hair and says, “Look at Huss…will you take a look at him”. Which is when, pokerfaced Katich, sitting alongside Hussey, slides his head ever so slightly, in Hussey’s direction and looks at him.
And Ponting continues, “and will you take a look at Kat..”. And Hussey nods, without looking at Kat.
And then Clarke jumps up, nodding, smiling, wagging his finger, standing alongside his captain. And Haddin, as always, jumps in front. And Watson barges in with his misplaced bonhomie. And Johnson sings on in the corner, “When i was little bitty baby my Mama would lock me in the closet…
And that’s why Australia need Huss and Kat. Though of course they would prefer to be referred to as Mr. Simon Mathew Katich and Mr. Michael Edward Killeen Hussey. Australian for bear.
(Oh look, Hussey + Katich chat each other up here)
Thanks to Wes of Play for country not for self for the video.
The Kamran Akmal Interrogation - An Exclusive
Kamran Akmal is being wired up by the polygraph test guys. His mouth appears even more swollen than usual. The Q & A session starts
Questioner 1: Did you intentionally drop those catches??
Kamran Akmal: Shahid Bhai! Shahid Bhai!
Questioner 1: Answer our question…did you…??
Questioner 2: Wait, the machine says that’s an honest answer
Questioner 1: Did you intentionally miss those stumpings??
Kamran Akmal: Shahid Bhai! Shahid Bhai!
Questioner 2: Bhai Wah! the machine says that’s also an honest answer
Questioner 1: Let’s see if you can dodge this one…
Kamran looks on nervously, his lips swell up some more…
Questioner 1: Did you intentionally miss the Michael Hussey run out in the Sydney test?
Kamran waits, doesn’t answer it…
Questioner 1: Did you…
Kamran Akmal: Well bowled Danish!
Questioner 2: Bhai wah! Once again that is the honest answer!
Kamran’s toothy grin becomes even toothier and the swelling subsides somewhat….
Michael Hussey Men of the Match
Michal Hussey's innings was an open thread, as is this post. Over to you Bored friends.
Moyo thinks his wicket was the turning point.
I think the lamea@$ tactic of giving away runs to Hussey for one entire session had nothing to do with the loss.
May be Yousuf didn't realise that he had a rather inexperienced batting lineup at his disposal.
Lemme see,
The opening partnership is unsettled,
Faisal hasn't exactly set the stage on fire
Then there's Moyo leading from the middle
Umar still is inexperienced in spite of the much obvious talent.
and then there's Kamran Akmal. Poor lad, gravity around him is rather strong these days.
oh and Man of a thousand Dismissals, Misbah
All settled, eh?
Was there any need to risk chasing anything over 150?
Why would a person NOT try to knock over TWO batsmen when he has the resources?
One of the two persons catching were Kamran 'Gravity' Akmal.
Asif did look like he was asking for a normal field setting.
Surely, one and a half session of standing,clapping, staring into the distance had nothing to do with the aussie lead crossing 160 odd?
It's alright to take the blame for a rash shot, but who's taking the blame for the s#$t capatincy Moyo?
Michael Hussey: Captaincy killed the player, eh?
For once you can’t blame Ponting the captain. Captain Huss killed player Huss. Of all things, it was a one-day series in New Zealand.
Feb. 2007: Huss captained a happy bunch sans Ponting and Michael Clarke. The team of minions included Hayden, Hodge, Hogg, McGrath, White, Jaques, Bracken, Voges, Tait. Where are these players now? Where is Hussey now?
They couldn’t defend 336, so they scored 10 more, and they couldn’t defend 346.
Since that series, where Huss made 105, he has not made a one day hundred. And we all know what’s happened to his test career in the last two years or so. Worse than so-so.
After the Kiwi bashing, no test cricket for seven months. Rumour has it Huss was rarely seen in public. Then a couple of back to back hundreds (in the help yourself Sri Lanka home series), a 145 in Sydneygate (doesn’t count either) and then a 146 in a dull draw in Bangalore last year. Since then no test hundreds but plenty of ducks (6) – make BAW Mendis feel insecure.
You may ask, but what does all this have to do with captain Huss? Good question. I was thinking the same.
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