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Player Profile: Mohammad Yousuf

by Gaurav Sethi

Suspicious of everyone, including himself, sources in the Pak team claim he even questioned his own decisions as captain. Which explains the “I’m retired for now” comment followed by the more recent “I’m not entirely test match fit but I will utilize my experience, as my country needs me" Proof that even in a single sentence there are many MoYos at play – sometimes it is MoYo, other times Yousuf Yohanna, and then there’s Mohammad Yousuf lurking.

Once upon a time, he scored runs like he was stocking up for the off season. Made so many hundreds in that bumper harvest, appears some of his lesser colleagues approached him for a Run loan. This of course MoYo agreed to, but at such a high interest, that borrowing from MoYo would entail being in his run-debt for life.

MoYo has no friends, nor does he have any enemies; possibly because nobody knows who or what he is. Left to himself, he likes to field at third man. Possibly because MoYo is not his own man, he is his third man.


Govind Raj said...


He is his third man is an absolute 'Classic' ! Loved this one !

Gaurav Sethi said...

Cheers Govind. Incredible MoYo pic on cricinfo, looks like a superhero - paadman.

Sujan Rao said...

"Possibly because MoYo is not his own man, he is his third man"

Thats GOLD! Had to fall from my chair :D

Gaurav Sethi said...

Sujan, for your sake, hope there was carpeting. cheers man.