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The Night Before (India's nth do or die match)

by Gaurav Sethi

Kirsten: Boys, we gotta enjoy this – even if it’s a do or die match

MSD: Obviously, there’s no question about that – the boys want to have a fancy dress competition to keep it light. Obviously the theme will be cricket and help in our preparation for the match tomorrow where we take on New Zeal…

Kirsten: Mahi, easy, easy Mahi, this is not a post-match…

Dinesh Karthik aka BossDK enters dressed as the red cheery

Kirsten: DK, DK, DK, when will you get the format right…you gotta be dressed like a white ball

Next, Sehwag enters dressed in his kurta pajama

Kirsten: Viru, what’s the cricket theme…

Sehwag: Of course there has to be a cricket theme…with me the theme is that I can hit them in my sleep…

Everyone cracks up, Sehwag is as deadpan as ever

Next, Jadeja appears, he walks in, walks out, nobody notices, everyone still talking about Viru

MSD: Garry, what about Jadeja…

Kirsten: What about him?

MSD: Obviously we need to comment on his role

Kirsten looks back quizzically, by then Ishant arrives dressed as a spear but the head is missing

Kirsten: Ishant, I get it, you are saying spearhead, but where’s the head…

Ishant: Praveen…

Praveen Kumar appears with just the head

PK: He gave me head…

Everyone cracks up!

And then Yuvi appears, all flash, in shades, twirling his keychain, with the other cool dudes, Rohit Sharma, Viraat Kohli and BossDK in tow

Yuvi: Are we late for the fashion show, guys?

Next are Raina and MSD, both have on them a Harpic bottle and a toilet brush

MSD + Raina: This is to clean their shit.

8 comments:

Bhaskar Khaund said...

LOL at the spearhead(less) ! :)

ankita said...

"walks in, walks out, nobody notices" Brilliant :)

Gaurav Sethi said...

BK, one over to Mills he kept bowling length, and got taken for 4 4s, that's Ishant for you - mechanical as hell. Munaf can be similar, but he's far more skilled, but less of a poster boy.

Gaurav Sethi said...

Hi n cheers Ankita!

ankita said...

hey...Love wat u guys have to say and u keep me sane during my office hours :)

Keith said...

This is so hilarious i've actually got tears streaming down the cheeks. Last such giggling fit happened in the mid - nineties. And i thought Zaltzman was funny...

Gaurav Sethi said...

Thanks Ankita.

Gaurav Sethi said...

Keith, 2000s are the new 90s. And this calls for the team dng some dumb charades tonite.