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Unprecedented: PCB's Ijaz Butt speaks to Kochi's Satyajit Gaekwad

by Gaurav Sethi

Ijaz Butt: Hello, is that Anshuman Gaekwad?

Satyajit Gaekwad: No

Ijaz Butt: I thought this was Mr Gaekwad’s number?

Satyajit Gaekwad: Yes

Ijaz Butt: Then give him the phone you fool

Satyajit Gaekwad: I am Mr. Gaekwad

Ijaz Butt: But you just said you are not

Satyajit Gaekwad: No I did not

Ijaz Butt: Yes you did

Satyajit Gaekwad: You asked for Anshuman…

Ijaz Butt: …Gaekwad

Satyajit Gaekwad: I am Satyajit Gaekwad…

Ijaz Butt: No, no...the name is Satyajit Ray…

Satyajit Gaekwad: Who the #@&+*$# are you #$%@

Ijaz Butt: I am Ijaz Butt speaking

Satyajit Gaekwad: Hello Mr Butt

Ijaz Butt: Hello Mr Gaekwad, I have a plan to save the Kochi franchise…but first you must employ my services in addition to the services of… Salman Butt, Shahid Afridi, Mohammad Yousuf, Misbah ul Haq…do you hear me...

Satyajit Gaekwad: please continue Mr Butt I am listening

Ijaz Butt: Yes, we are all used to infighting…this is child's play for us

Satyajit Gaekwad: Brilliant Mr. Butt, brilliant...when can we start…Mr Butt?

Ijaz Butt: In one month, till then we need to put our house in order…

5 comments:

tracerbullet007 said...

thts actually a pretty gud idea...

Dean @ Cricket Betting Blog said...

One month, is that all??

Gaurav Sethi said...

Dean, thought one month was ironical enough

Dean @ Cricket Betting Blog said...

NC, yeah, I get where you are coming from. Still a couple of weeks of that 30 days left.

I wonder if Ijaz Butt will manage to keep his mouth shut for the remainder?.

Dean @ Cricket Betting Blog said...

NC, yeah, I get where you are coming from. Still a couple of weeks of that 30 days left.

I wonder if Ijaz Butt will manage to keep his mouth shut for the remainder?.