Pakistan stripped of title, Indians wonder what to care about.

by Ankit Mishra

There are times when you hate such a headline, there are times when you love it. This is indifferent. This is indeed different.

The erstwhile mighty West Indians have saved the ad-hoc test match by nothing more than the length of Fidel Edwards' hair.

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BREAKING NEWS
We are sorry to interrupt the blog post but this is important, though we are trying our level best to determine why! Anyway, here goes:

FIDEL EDWARDS WAS BORN IN A VILLAGE CALLED GAYS

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Stupid Breaking News...Coming back to whatever we were at, because the West Indies have saved the test match in a great effort (involving sliding past active guillotines and the likes of 10 and 11 having to stare at the face of defeat for 36 minutes), they have stripped Pakistan off its title of being the most unpredictable team. All hail West Indies.

One day they would be the team to lose to, on another they are not even worth beating...

Poor Pakistan. Now the only title it holds is that of playing the least matches in a calender year. No, Zimbabwe still holds that. India, who until recently held the same record, are not sure whether to be happy or be sad. They have bigger problems, like the colour of their shirt or the late arrival of Dinesh Karthik into their team bus. Yuvraj has to decide who to pick as his girlfriend – Kotak or Lamba!

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