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by Ankit Mishra
There are times when you hate such a headline, there are times when you love it. This is indifferent. This is indeed different.
The erstwhile mighty West Indians have saved the ad-hoc test match by nothing more than the length of Fidel Edwards' hair.
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BREAKING NEWS
We are sorry to interrupt the blog post but this is important, though we are trying our level best to determine why! Anyway, here goes:
FIDEL EDWARDS WAS BORN IN A VILLAGE CALLED GAYS
Such genuine news can only be a result of being so bored...be bored....be informed!!!
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Stupid Breaking News...Coming back to whatever we were at, because the West Indies have saved the test match in a great effort (involving sliding past active guillotines and the likes of 10 and 11 having to stare at the face of defeat for 36 minutes), they have stripped Pakistan off its title of being the most unpredictable team. All hail West Indies.
One day they would be the team to lose to, on another they are not even worth beating...
Poor Pakistan. Now the only title it holds is that of playing the least matches in a calender year. No, Zimbabwe still holds that. India, who until recently held the same record, are not sure whether to be happy or be sad. They have bigger problems, like the colour of their shirt or the late arrival of Dinesh Karthik into their team bus. Yuvraj has to decide who to pick as his girlfriend – Kotak or Lamba!
Pakistan stripped of title, Indians wonder what to care about.
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6 comments:
Ankit, welcome on Bored.
Crashed when they were 6 down, a few overs after Cha'paul, had a good feeling about ramdin.
but powell, man, he refused to bowl, so he could bat. be tough to drop him but they should. if he hadn't bowled so much crap, windies be chasing 300 to win.
and anybody with the name Hinds should not play.
the pleasure in(on) being bored is all mine...
totally agree on all counts except perhaps Wavell was better...
both england and west indies are running very close for the 'pakistan' title...for un-predictability factor
but i think england is nose ahead coz they are also a fractured team...
regarding the draw...no team deserved this 'result' but finally WI got it coz they were more gritty...
i agree with NC powell must go coz his primary responsibility is to bowl...which he failed in...
...and welcome on bored bro!
Ankit,
welcome on bored, bro!
i agree with SP, both england and WI are slogging for pakistan's title.
now on to another post, linking SL and Bangladesh together
on what... let us all bored members think!
New bored member welcomes newer bored member! Good stuff Ankit!
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