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Showing posts with label I am Buchanan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I am Buchanan. Show all posts

I am Buchanan

by RajaB

This time the first part would be from the man himself. Click here to see what the latest gem is.

Mr Buchanan, I would go a step further...

Why make Warney or Gilli the captain of the T20 world cup squad and risk injury to them. That might affect their IPL3 commitments next year.

I would suggest you speak to Greg, Ian, Trevor Chappell, Richie Benaud, Allan Border, Mark Taylor etc.

Who cares if they get hurt, as long as they don't get hurt in their mouth* !!

*Mouth is what makes money for them, I mean commentary!

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I am Buchanan

by RajaB

Yesterday we saw our favorite team, the apple of every IPL watcher's eye - KKR lose yet another match. It could have been a close affair had KKR managed to take some catches (some at least) and had fielded good enough to save a couple of 10's of runs they leaked.

And so we have two brilliant ideas, to ensure that missed catches and leaked runs don't tilt the balance much, towards the other side.

1) If a fielder has to cover more than 4.5 yards of ground going for a catch, then he should be permitted to take the catch after a bounce (strictly one bounce only for foreign players, for Indians we may consider two bounces)

2) If the fielder covers more than 8.5 yards to field the ball, then only half the runs taken should be counted (E.g) If you run one, then you'll get 0.5 runs. We think this half run phenomenan would revolutionise cricket.

Imagine a team losing a match by half a run !! That day is not too far.

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