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From a Koala to a Kotla Bear

by Gaurav Sethi

by Naked Cricket

You can change its name
You can’t change its game
From a Koala to a Kotla Bear
You can change its name
You can’t change its game

Lazy, Lazy, Lazy
Hazy, Hazy, Hazy
On the day after Diwali
Over the hill, in my valley

Look, Katich the Koala
Very temperamental
Very nearly mental
Stay away, or be very gentle

Look, Clarke at the Kotla
So very grown up
With no Roy to show up
Stay away, coz he’s no pup

You can change its name
You can’t change its game
From a Koala to a Kotla Bear
You can change its name
You can't change its game


Like wombats and sloths, the Koala has a very low metabolic rate for a mammal and rests motionless for about 16 to 18 hours a day, sleeping most of that time. Koalas that are disturbed are known to be violent, their teeth and claws capable of causing considerable injury to humans; special handling requirements are as such applicable.[17]

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