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According to breaking news coming in:
Cricketer-turned-politicians and Members of Parliament - Navjyot Singh Sidhu and Mohd. Azharuddin are apparently toying with the idea of meeting the parliamentary affairs minister to recommend certain changes to parliamentary procedure.
Sidhu wants to make his one-liners/idioms/proverbs a part of parliamentary jargon and has decided to lobby hard for this cause. Sidhu also wishes to recommend 'laughter therapy' for all those MPs who take their work too seriously and often get engaged in heated arguments when debating an issue on the floor of the house.
Azza on the other hand wants translators for all those who mumble and speak under their breath like him. Azza is committed to the cause of his constituency Moradabad and doesn't want the opposition to misunderstand him when he raises the issues of his electorate as his usual speech would sound something like this "Mmmmm................. &%^%^$$##$@.........Sidhu i'll screw your happiness once again........mmmm..... you know... i mean.....i mean.... you know"
Sidhu, Azza set out their agenda for parliament
Facing the music
"I am pretty used to talking. Even when I was playing cricket my managers asked me to address the media. I think if you are to the point while addressing people that give a good impression," the former cricketer said.
Sunil Gavaskar ?
Manoj Prabhakar ??
Sebastian Coe ??? *
Sharad Pawar ????
Sachin Tendulkar ?????
* I know you are abusing me, pls go on… You thought it was a faux pas ?? I was just listing some seasoned politicians out !!
I am sure, had you missed that rediff.com story (like how I almost did…) you wouldn’t know who this gentle man is…
Yes… theboysplayedwell… itwasaneasypitchtobatonbattingwicketgoodtosstowinandtheboysplayedwellthankyou…
Mohammad Azharuddin was the one who said so…
I tried imagining how he would speak in the parliament, just in case he gets elected…
Theboysaresufferingtheconditionsareterribletheycan’tbathnowateracuteshortageI’msurewewould workonthispositivelyandperformwelltommorowthankyou
I would advise you guys take a breath control session before even trying that…
Guys from Hyderabad… get ready to face the music, yes those music of speeches. He is pretty used to talking.
At least he says so...
