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Showing posts with label Pakistan vs Sri Lanka. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pakistan vs Sri Lanka. Show all posts

Sharjah Sucks!

by Gaurav Sethi


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KhufiaBaaz: Chamipons Trophy or 2011 World Cup is already fixed.

by KhufiaBaaz

Pakistan will win either the Champions Trophy or 2011 World Cup, revealed none other than captain, Younis Khan:

"The pool of players includes some talented players and if things go well and everyone including the board, selectors, team management and players fulfill their roles properly I am sure we can win one of the two big tournaments coming up,"

If only Younis had been more specific, other teams wouldn't have had to bother showing up for the fixed tournament.

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BAW Mendis’ faux sleeves

by Gaurav Sethi

Let it be documented, Mendis, the man who had many aces up his sleeve, barely has a sleeve up his…sleeve. Mendis’ half sleeve shirt, if you can call it that, is something between a half and a sleeveless. Yes, if he ever made it to Seattle, he would be sleeveless there too.


Top that, Mendis twitches with his sleeves. This of course makes his micro sleeves even smaller. Btw I picked the picture from the Mystery Mendis blog. For some reason, Jayasuriya’s there, and he tells you where you are. Of course, Jayasuriya will be always there.

PS: Is Mystery Mendis a misnomer?

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Early Bored Call: Pakistan v Sri Lanka

by Gaurav Sethi

No two ways about it, Pak will lose and they can blame Javed Miandad and Wasim Akram. Last week, when Pak outplayed itself against India, it was Wasim Bhai’s b’day. Today, it’s Miandad miya’s.

From a purely cricketing POV, it will be a take no POWs kinda game – terribly one sided, might not even go the full distance; but then it is a T20 game, and the full distance is 5 days. Sri Lanka looks like a team, in spite of their captaincy which at best is well read though not street smart. If Sanga was playing in Law school, he would’ve had a Yale of a time. Luckily, this is Lord’s and there are plenty of laws going around. It’s down to his two slowpokes, but he still won't deploy them as an attacking move. Only if the quicks are ravaged in the first 4 will Mendis bowl the 5th. And Murali no way in the first 6, that’s his paid vacation.

On paper, Pak is man-to-man a better side and should win. But as most of the players can’t read it’s just a waste of paper.



Click here for the complete Pak-Lanka Debate, start reading from down under.

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