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Showing posts with label Warne. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Warne. Show all posts

Things you can name after them

by Som

Lalit Modi: A cheerleader grooming institute called Lalit Kala Academy.

Jacques Kallis: Courier service. Always delivers.

Shane Warne: Elevator. Lifts others.

Sachin Tendulkar: Wine. Grows better with age.

Graeme Smith: Fish Fingers. Known for their crisp brittleness.

Yusuf Pathan: Fizzy drink. Sizzles and then fizzles out.

Ajit Agarkar: Kamikaze planes.

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Homer's moment of the Match #37

by Homer

Before a ball has been bowled, we already have a gem. First Warne, emphasizing that Chennai are poor chasers and batting under lights will be tricky. Then Dhoni, emphasizing that the onus is on the Royals to set a target and querying whether they are happy with 150 or are they going to aim for more.

Let the head games begin!

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Happy Bored Day Forgotten Banerjee

by Gaurav Sethi

Happy B’day Subroto Banerjee. Hard to fathom why you were a one test pony – and bowled only in the first innings, that too after 3/41. Not that it kept me awake at night, but yours was the ‘common quick bowler vanishes’ story from the 90s. And to think that Warne made his debut in the same test. On your 40th, let’s remember that 3/41. And those 3 runs you made.
(look left for Subroto's page today, tomorrow, it will be forgotten again)

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Bored to the Bone VI

by Gaurav Sethi

Stub the Smoking Ban. Take a puff to ponder: who were those fine gents in white who huffed ‘n’ puffed and shmoked the little piggies out? Warne, Srikkanth are the easy ones, who else?

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