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Suggestions requested to fix qualification norms for Indian selectors

by Gaurav Sethi

by Ottayan

The BCCI working committee meets tomorrow to discuss fresh qualification norms for the new selection (selector's) panel.

In order to make things easier for the BCCI, we request our readers to submit their suggestions.

However, we request our readers to submit genuine suggestions and warn that semi-serious suggestions like banning regional quota will be rejected outright.

To get the ball rolling - here is our first suggestion:

Selectors should necessarily rival Niranjan's Shah's foot-in-the-mouth disease.

Now, go ahead, lose your self-control.

9 comments:

Gaurav Sethi said...

selctors should have shooting, boxing or wrestling backgrounds.

Viswanathan said...

NC,

Now we are smoking. :)

Gaurav Sethi said...

quotas for SEZs, sports ministers' constituency and Amethi.
you heard about Rahul Gandhi's cricket match there? Nobody could get him out. He didn't bat. Though he did field. Some questions.

straight point said...

to validate quota system forever...we must select test teams from ONLY quota players when our tours/matches are scheduled to Sri Lanka, Bangladesh, zimbabwe etc...anyway results wont change...

Trideep said...

NC, the selectors would then start wrestling like they do in the parliament.

Trideep said...

NC, Just noticed.. My link in the bored members list is directed at VMM's blog.

Gaurav Sethi said...

Trideep - that is outrageous! Will ask the bored peon to rectify it right away. cheers to the slender margin.

Gaurav Sethi said...

Trideep - the bored peon sings out, "it's alright, Ma"

http://www.bobdylan.com/#/songs/its-alright-ma-im-only-bleeding

Trideep said...

Thanks NC.. or the peon.. for the prompt response.