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Where are your towels, son?!

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By Ankit Poddar

If you want to be a hitchhiker in the galaxy, you need to always carry a towel. So said, Arthur in Douglas Adams' "The Hitch-hiker's Guide to Galaxy" or something to that effect!

But from now on, you need to carry a towel, even if you are watching a match which involves any one of South Africa, Australia or India.

Coz, the blood bath for the top three slots in both ODIs and Tests is now being contested between these three teams!

And if there is bathing involved, it is always recommended that you carry a towel!

I would recommend a red towel, the bloodier it gets, the less stains on your towel, and as we all know, stains look good only in detergent commercials!

And then, we @ BCC!, can also get into a collaboration with Welspun and get you a regular supply of red towels and also make some money in the process!


straight point said...

very good idea ankit...all bored members deserve at least a beer...


Ankit Poddar said...


pulling ma legs again, huh?!

Gaurav Sethi said...

Ankit, anything with Douglas Admas has merit. Also let's all rmbr never to throw in the red towel.

sraghuna said...

I'd prefer a Pan-Galactic GargleBlaster to beer ... & yes the selectors should look towards Zaphod Beeblebrox as a phenomenal new talent, what with his 2 heads & 3 arms! If nothing else we could all do a Ranbir Kapoor with sai towel!

Ankit Poddar said...


how true!

wouldn't it be more profitable to BCC! if more ppl throw their red towels to buy another one?!

Ankit Poddar said...


PGG would certainly be better than beer, but only i am not paying for them!

and which of the teams then get to play Zaphod?!

lol, ranbir!

and what is 42?!

sraghuna said...

What's that about 42 mate? Not Clinton(42nd US pres), right?

Ankit Poddar said...


i meant 42 the ultimate answer to the ultimate of life, and everthing!