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by Naked Cricket


Jatman strikes when Jatman strikes
When and where and how and what
Nobody knows and nobody dares
To find out, to look out
Hide inside you bloody fool
Jatman is hanging out
Strutting his stuff
And doing his thing
Jatman says and Jatman does
‘Nobody can stop me
When I get going’
Of course, Of course!
I just got going
You can’t stop me

What a round rolly polly head
Like the world that he has seen
Speaks in simple earthy tones
Of different worlds and time zones
But still he’s always in the zone
Hitting hard, and hitting true
Nobody’s safe not even in a zoo

From the back of beyond
Played his cricket off a pond
Walked on water when the ball went in
Hit you hard and unearthed that teethy grin
Started off as a clone
Then shaved his head like a dome
You will never mistake him for another
Not his sister nor his brother
He’s original, he’s authentic
He will hit you till you feel sick
He’s honest, he’s happy
He will hit you till you feel crappy

Jatman strikes when Jatman strikes
Here and there and everywhere
Doesn’t go by any timetable
Doesn’t go by any ol’ wives’ fable
He is modest almost like a monk
Yet ever ready for a tonk
Of course!
And he’s abrupt.


A Bisht said...

Right said ,wordsmith. enjoyed reading it.

Naked Cricket said...

Glad you did AB!

mohit said...

hey good stuff NC man!!!!

straight point said...

this rolly polly JATMAN can makeany bowling attack look same...rolly polly...

enjoyed it...

sraghuna said...

Always ready for a tonk ... Amen!
'Jatman, Jatman,
Does whatever a JAAT can
Cracks a head, any size,
Catches bowlers just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Jaaatman'

Naked Cricket said...

Thanks man, mohit!

Naked Cricket said...

SP, he may even previal on Amit Mishra to become well rounded, has the makings

Naked Cricket said...

splendid ol' chap, sraghuna! flies was esp good.

Bitter Sweet said...


Naked Cricket said...

Hi n cheers Bittersweet!