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Duck Mendis Duck!

by Naked Cricket

Mendis, you're in the army now!'

Sir!

This is not cricket, this is war!

Sir!

We're not balling a ball, we're balling a grenade at you!

Sir!

What will you do when we ball a grenade at you?

Sir!

You will duck Mendis duck!


And from that day, Mendis tried to Duck Mendis Duck. It wasn't easy. His first two ODI innings that he batted, he scored 15 and 15. Till date, he has batted in 15 innings. Rest of the 15 he played in, he Did Not Bat - basically he Duck Mendis Duck!

Twice he batted but remained not-out on Duck Mendis Duck. But best of all, were the four times, like today, when he got out on Duck Mendis Duck!

Sir!

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