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Showing posts with label Pakistan v Sri Lanka. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pakistan v Sri Lanka. Show all posts

Duck Mendis Duck!

by Gaurav Sethi

Mendis, you're in the army now!'

Sir!

This is not cricket, this is war!

Sir!

We're not balling a ball, we're balling a grenade at you!

Sir!

What will you do when we ball a grenade at you?

Sir!

You will duck Mendis duck!


And from that day, Mendis tried to Duck Mendis Duck. It wasn't easy. His first two ODI innings that he batted, he scored 15 and 15. Till date, he has batted in 15 innings. Rest of the 15 he played in, he Did Not Bat - basically he Duck Mendis Duck!

Twice he batted but remained not-out on Duck Mendis Duck. But best of all, were the four times, like today, when he got out on Duck Mendis Duck!

Sir!

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Cricket's H1N1 is back

by K

Cricket's swine flu (the ghost of match-fixing) is back. After being declared a global pandemic by the ICC about seven or eight years back, it finds its roots in the sub-continent once again. But only question I ask is: why does talk about match-fixing only come up when teams from the sub-continent start having a string of losses. No one talked about fixing when Pakistan won the T20.

Let's go back to the Sahara Cup in the mid and late 90s. Pakistan won the Sahara Cup against India in 96 and 98.. not a mention of fixing. However, match-fixing was brought up by the Pakistani board, ex-players and the public when they were beaten fair and square by a young Indian team in 97.

Our own over-reacting Indian cricket fans do the same. Loss in a series and there are whispers of fixing. But you win and the same people laud the team's effort. But somehow, IN THE RECENT PAST, ex-Indian players have very rarely brought up match-fixing when India loses unlike their counterparts across the border. I wonder why?

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pakistan have lost odi series...

by straight point

its time for dead rubber bullies to raise their hand and make it count...

come on akmal...malik...misbah and company...show us what 'mettle' you are made of...

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Pak v SL, it's time to get serious.

by Damith S.

Ok So SL lost the 2020 finals. I went into hiding. Its all been documented.

But its now time for the serious stuff. So lets get serious. I have my fly up and everything. The first test is at Galle. Pakistan has played there once and beat SL by an innings.

But that was a long long long time ago. Back when Attappatu was not calling the selectors muppets. Back when Arjuna would still walk singles and Wasim Akram, bless his soul, still played.

First test at Galle. Stats suggest you win the toss and bat. But its a decent pitch all round.

Its King Kumars first real test in cricket. Sure his quick wit got him places in 20 overs but over 90 over days for extended periods of time, does he have what it takes ?

Younus on the other hand, won the 2020 WC and then retired from the format. Some Sri Lankan cricket bloggers have suggested that this proves that Younus is a bit unstable.

Inexperience v Instability. You couldn't ask for much more.

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Congrats Pakistan !

by Bhaskar Khaund

My two paisa on the win :

1. There's talk about Pak being in an easier S8 group. In my book , that's bunk. Arguably , T20 is a that-day-performance format. The result of any one match can not reflect the true strength of a side. But you'd think winning any multi-side tourney over the course of several days and games is a decent barometer. And as to having an 'easier' S8 group , well , (a) ..really ? Leaving SAF and Ireland to one side , in the context of T20 , is there such a huge diference between Eng and WI on the one hand versus NZ and Sri Lanka on the other...? and (b) the group still had to be beaten. So are Pak the best T20 team in the world ? No. Are they fair-and-square T20WC champions ? Emphatic yes !

2. Shahid Afridi (the batsman) : what do you do with a guy who's going to f*** it up nine times out of 10 through several months , years even , and then come so spectacularly good at the most crucial moments that he's going to win them almost singlehandedly for you ? Give it a thought.No easy answers to that one. And a good thing too. That's the kind of questions that makes the sport so great.

3. Only when you consider all the X-Factors that have gone into Pakistan and Pakistani cricket over the last two years do you really appreciate the scale of this win. Certainly of all the eight major teams this was the one that started out with the least advantage - be it resources or off-the-field clout or infrastructure or practice or whatever. To have turned it around like this is just tremendous stuff and a landmark.

Well done indeed ! Congratulations to a deserving winner.

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Redemption and Defiance

by Bored Guest

A Sunday in late June. Father's Day to be exact. A World Cup final at Lord's. Pakistan is on fire, and have just demonstrated total dominance in their semi-final against a team from down under. Shahid Afridi is a player to watch out for. Razzaq is an important piece of the puzzle as well. Pakistan's opponent will be a previous World Champion.

This scenario could surely apply to this Sunday's ICC T20 final. Or, we could rewind 10 years back, almost exactly to the day, when Pakistan took on Australia and were thoroughly embarrassed in the process. That day, Pakistan scored a paltry 132 - a score that would not even be considered enough in the T20 form, and were summarily thrashed by Australia.

So, will this Sunday be the day that Pakistan finally redeems itself, and puts to rest the shame and embarrassment of a decade ago? As a Pakistan cricket fan, I certainly hope so. However, I think a winner will be decided well before anyone lifts the cup - cricket will be the winner as soon as the two teams take the field.

In a sense, the tournament could not have had more deserving finalists. Certainly their on-field performances warrant their inclusion, more so Sri Lanka than Pakistan. But it is the off-field events that have made their inclusion in the final so significant.

Both countries have been hit by devastating natural disasters in the last few years. Both countries have been caught up in bloody civil wars that have wrecked daily life and created large numbers of displaced people. Both countries are struggling to emerge from recent violence. And both countries were the targets of the horrific terrorist attacks in Lahore a few months back.

There are certain events that make it seem as if nothing will ever be the same again. I surely felt that way after the shock of the Lahore attacks - I wondered whether cricket could ever be played anywhere, and whether the players even felt it was worth it. But then I remembered when American late night comedians returned to joking a week or so after the 9/11 attacks; because they said that the show must go on. Similarly, Pakistan and Sri Lanka, and cricket as a whole, paused for reflection, but then were determined to make the show go on.

To make one more geopolitical reference, President Obama said the following in his Inauguration address: "We say to you now that our spirit is stronger and cannot be broken; you cannot outlast us, and we will defeat you." I think cricket fans across the world share that same sentiment about cricket and those who choose to use violence against this great sport. This Sunday's T20 final is the ultimate act of defiance against evil. Cricket will prevail!

I will watch this final in anticipation of a great contest, and with the tremendous desire to see Pakistan hold a major trophy for the first time in 17 years. But, most importantly, I will watch it in memory of those who were killed in Lahore. And also in the hope that, regardless of result, millions of people in South Asia will forget about their daily miseries for at least a few hours. Maybe, just maybe, the image of cricket rising from the ashes will rekindle the hope within them.

The winners may lift a trophy, but cricket will lift the spirits of millions on Sunday. Cricket Zindabad!

by SledgeHammer
SledgeHammer is the co-author of the cricket blog Well Pitched

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