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60% Sree

by Naked Cricket

You know all about the latest Sreesanth episode. It was straight out of Bigg Boss, of little consequence, but the sort of thing that makes seedy yet compulsive family viewing. Mom, Dad, two kids and a dog on heat all glued.

If you don’t know, here you go. Anyway, so I told you about that extraordinary match referee who shook his head, he just docked Sree 60% of his match fee. Devastating.

Match ref said, "You are being charged under clause 2.8 of level 2 for using language that is obscene, offensive, or of a generally insulting nature to another player, umpire, referee, team official or spectators ... You are being fined 60% of [your] match fee and a strict warning that next time [there is] a breach in the code of conduct, you shall be charged under level 3 offense."

Sree cried inconsolably. He is now a changed man, domesticated, god fearing, the type you can take home, and he will not abuse your parents.

13 comments:

Som said...

Sree fined, so was Australia elsewhere. A fine day indeed.

Naked Cricket said...

Australia fined?

Leela said...

seedy yet compulsive family viewing.
Lol.

Mahek said...

It's ridiculous that the Code of Conduct is harder on the guy responding to provocation than it is on the provocateur. If I were the match referee I would have been a lot harder on Dhawal Kulkarni. Besides, what is the big deal about players exchanging words???

Anonymous said...

His parents would be thinking :kya kare is nalayak ka. thappad khaya, paisa khoya fir bhi sudharta nahi.

some things just never change. Sreesanth is one of them.

raj said...

Unrelated:
Amit Mishra has issued a strong statement denying that bowlers were responsible for India's champions trophy defeat. Ah! Now, we know why Bhajji is Dhoni's first choice, dont we? Atleast, he doesnt go about contradicting the captain, stating the truth, and making the captian look silly.

James Parker said...

very funny indeed. This guy will always be in news for wrong reasons.

Naked Cricket said...

You can say that again Leela!

Naked Cricket said...

Mahek, there's a problem here, nobody knows who Dhawal is and what Kulkarni looks like, and what the two add up to. Honestly he looks too docile to be tinkered with. But I'll say this, that match ref sucked.

Naked Cricket said...

Anon, if they are indeed his parents, they will be proud, distributing sweets amongst the community - "Hamara beta ground pe appi kiya!"

Naked Cricket said...

Raj, links please

Naked Cricket said...

Hi James Parker, that's Sreesanth alright. They gotta give him a break tho, there was nuthin to it.

Husha said...

Wasn't Sreesanth the guy who randomly indulged in butt-wiggling?
Aw I liked him. He made my baby cousin laugh.