The Godfather & Jaws

Elevator door opens - Jatman is mumbling something incoherent about Indian hockey under his breath. With him are the usual suspects.

They arrive in RDX’s room, a sexy Mallu nurse is at hand checking the patient’s diapers.

UV: So you’ve RETIRED…

RDX sedated so far, nearly jumps out of bed pulling at the many tubes

RDX: Retired HURT

Nurse: Do not excite him please…

UV: Why? You want to…

MS: How are you R...

Hulchul Singh: RDX bhai, don’t worry, vengeance will be ours...

RDX with broken jaw and all, sounds more like Don Corleone than himself

RDX: You talk about vengeance. Is vengeance going to bring your brains back to you or my confidence back to me?

MS (to Hulchul) : First you bowl shit now you talk shit

That was like a slap on Hulchul’s face, coming from a friend…Hulchul weeps like a woman

RDX: ( spouting more Don Corleone dialogues) YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN!
[gives a quick slap to Hulchul]
What's the matter with you? Is this what you've become, a Bollywood finocchio who cries like a woman? "Oh, what do I do? What do I do?" What is that nonsense? Ridiculous!

Everybody except Hulchul laughs, but once he sees everybody laughing he fakes it too. Mishra meanwhile is rolling on the floor and knocks into the sexy nurse

Mishra: Sorry Mam!

The nurse devours little Mishra with a glance

MS: If needed can you play RDX?

Jatman: Can Anil Kumble come and tie your bandages – just like he did in the West Indies

Hulchul Singh: But the game is in Dhaka?

RDX: I will make him an offer he can’t refuse…

Godfather music starts to play

One by one, the boys kiss Don RDX’s hand and take their leave

Jatman: ok, let’s look up Laxman now